Because of his bullying, William is practically gagged on Facebook!!

Well it's funny how things work isn't it Howlers/trolls/terrorrists/horror socials. It seems, after we went on a spree of reporting every post of William's where he namecalls someone, uses derogatory/racist/homophobic language or generally talks down to people, William is pretty much gagged on every one of his profiles on Facebook. How awesome is that?

Not only that, but apart from a couple of crappy Podcasts where films/production company's names weren't pronounced correctly (Amegus, for example, just like the deceased Horror Bob used to say it) he hasn't written a single blog or done one of his 'Coffee bvlogs (just watch him on the introductions. He can't decide whether to say Blog or vlog, so he usually ends up combining the two.

So William, you want to deny that you are a bully? That you don't harrass people? How are we able to report all of your posts that do just this, and facebook stands by us? Do you notice how they don't stand by you? The complaints we are making against you are upheld, whilst yours are thrown away like dirty diapers (you know, like Depends).

Yet again, as well as all the truth we have revealed and weathering another tirade from him solely focused on Dani Carnage complete with threats of court action and numerous 'Fuck off's', he has well and truly lost. Oh, and he got sacked by Linkville after claiming Linkville couldn't fire him.

Now there are even more people coming forward and speaking out against the seething mass of half-digested sandwiches, pirated horror films and terrible fan fiction and people continue coming forward.

You see William has wronged so many people. William has lied so much, he can't differentiate between reality and fiction. He is what is known as a pathological liar. He believes everything that comes out of his mouth (even though pretty much the only things that come out of his mouth are bits of food when he is eating and insults that were used in the 70s, as well as degrading, homophobic, racist and sexist remarks.

We are here for the long haul William. You can threaten with court all you wish. I know that Bobby Livingston has a case for defamation of character. I know that singling someone out with learning difficulties and calling them a 'retard' is considered a hate crime in the UK. We were all threatened by Brittany Thompson, who said she'd decapitate us with her friends and get people to hack our facebooks amongst other things. Although that was you, but it'll be hilarious you having to answer that in court. You also threatened Dani Carnage a few days ago. Oh, and just so you know, we can call witnesses, and if you lie under oath (such as saying Horror Bob is real, or I wrote Star Trek II and III, or I dated Kathleen Wilhoite) that is called Perjury, which is telling an untruth or making a misrepresentation under oath.

Your bravado does nothing for you. You just continue to perpetuate lies to try and save any credibility you have left (you don't have any credibility left though, just to let you know). You keep calling us liars, but this is mere projection to save yourself from the tides of truth that swallow you.

We have screen-shots of all of this William, so if you wish to go to court, please do. Our parody page isn't against the law. This blog isn't against the law.

So, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!

Greg

Inarguable proof that William Pattison IS Horror Bob.

Listening to the latest Wolf Pack Podcast, you will hear William Pattison aka Eric Morse talk about The Blood on Satan's Claw. He mentions a British Production company called Amegus. Yes, I'm sure he means Amicus. He say's Amegus around three times.

Here is the show where he says 'Amegus' around three times. I have included it here in full, because I completely expect William to remove it once he sees this.

CLICK HERE FOR THE PODCAST.  

So? He's obviously misheard the name right? Well, you might think that, but what are the chances both William Pattison and 'Horror' Bob Martin both know the company as Amegus? Pretty much less than zero right?

Well, if one were to check Horror Bob's 'HERO' post on Overblog (which you can reach by clicking HERE) you will see that Horror Bob does indeed also call the company Amegus.

'As we ate we talked horror. William has a wonderful knowledge of classic horror. We talked about Universal horror films and Hammer. We even chatted briefly about an old Amegus film we both enjoyed but has become a lost treasure, The Asphyx'.

So there you have it. One person making that mistake is somewhat believable (even though he considers himself an expert on horror). But two self-proclaimed experts on horror? To quote my mentor 'Get a fucking clue'.

So, anyways, keep America strong, watch horror films, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!
 

100 names William Pattison is known by, and not one of them is 'horror author' or 'Eric Morse'.

Hello Howlers, and welcome to the latest post on Devour my Footlong. Today, after trawling the web looking at the different ways people describe William Pattison aka Eric Morse, and finding out that he may in fact not be Eric Morse at all, I thought I'd bring you one hundred names William Pattison is known by, and not one of them is Horror Author or Eric Morse. So, anyways, people, alrighty then:

1: Willy
2: Willy Patt
3: Hot Jizzum Master
4: Patticakes
5: Subway Crusher
6: Ugly Balloon Man
7: That idiot who always sticks his tongue out
8: What the Fuck?
9: Oh my flippin' God
10: The man who masturbates on the phone while talking to Anitra DeLorento
11: Piece of Shit
12: The guy who thinks Facebook friends are real, and cries about it if you disagree
13: Troll
14: Cyber Bully
15: Buzz Hound
16: Plagarist
17: The guy who wrote shitty books that had the Friday the 13th name on them, but didn't even feature Jason
18: Asshole
19: My favourite asshole
20: Kathleen Wilhoite's imaginary boyfriend
21: Smooch-a-sauras
22: Deranged
23: Crazy
24: Incontinent
25: The guy with one breast hanging much lower than the other
26: Cock-Shiner
27: Clit-Wart
28: Shit-pants Pattison
29: The fan fiction writer who saw a shadow and shit himself
30: The Guy who was voted out of the horror community
31: The Guy who was thrown out of the Paranormal Community
32: That fan fiction writer
33: Creepy stalker guy
34: The fat whiny guy
35: 5'4" of virgin
36: The guy who calls his hand Kathleen
37: The guy who called his Jeep Kathleen
38: The guy who has never known The Soska's
39: The sandwich guy
40: Jizzstainedtshirtman
41: The 52 year old virgin
42: The man who has never seen his penis
43: The man who got scared when women tried to kiss him in a club
44: The man who was offered anal sex by a thin woman, he turned her down, told her he was disgusted and ran away
45: Poor Willy
46: Delusional Willy
47: Shitty Fan Fiction writer
48: Billy Jack
49: Brittany Lynn Thompson
50: Jeanette Thompson
51: John Margolis
52: The squeaky-voiced fuck-nugget
53: The man who bragged he couldn't get sacked by Linkville Press, only to find himself sacked by Linkville Press
54: William Pattison who?
55: Who the fuck is William Pattison
56: That idiot who says he wrote Star Trek II
57: That idiot who says he wrote Star Trek III
58: That idiot who claims he wrote Yesterday's Enterprise
59: The guy who wrote the NON CANON Friday the 13th YOUNG ADULT novels
60: The guy who didn't write the NON CANON Friday the 13th YOUNG ADULT novels
61: Jizzmopper
62: Jizzlicker
63: Jizztaster
64: Master of Jizzum
65: Jizzum master
66: The man with his own gravitational pull
67: The man who can eat a Subway cookie in three bites
68: The guy who smells like dead racoon
69: The guy who smells like fish mixed with dead racoon and body odor
70: Mister Bouncy-belly
71: The Pedophile's best friend
72: Cry-baby
73: the boy who cried WAH
74: The victim
75: Guardian of the horror community
76: Movie pirate
77: Captain Spack-Notnarrow
78: Blimp
79: The guy who carries Jason's mask around like it's a security blanket
80: The guy who can't edit videos
81: The guy who stole shots from a movie and tried to pass them off as B-real footage
82: That guy who works at Walmart
83: The guy with the shitty pants
84: The cowardly lion
85: Clawless Pussy
86: Mr Block and then talk shit
87: Misogynist
88: Homophobe
89: Bill
90: Big Bill
91: Big Fat Bill
92: Demolition-ball-bill
93: The guy who eats from trashcans
94: San Matero's supersized superhero
95: Mr keychain and trenchcoat
96: The guy who flashes at anyone who'll look
97: Shitstream
98: Poopy McPoopson
99: Who?
100: Why?


So, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!

William's helpers turn against him!!

William has returned once more, attempting to provide more glory for himself by having the second 'Writers in Horror recognition month'. First of all, why just thank the writers? What about the catering companies that feed cast and crews? What about the grips, the P.A's? Of course, it is glaringly obvious that the only reason William holds this event is in the hope someone will stroke his ego (lets face it, no one is going to want to stroke anything else are they?).

There was a terrible post shared last year by one of the Admins of the Writers in Horror recognition month, that called writer Bentley Little 'the poor mans Stephen King. How the fuck is that showing him appreciation? If anything, it is calling him second rate. Here is the post where it was said, just in case William likes to think he can blurt out that we are just spouting propoganda, which is purely William playing the victim once more by crying out he is being 'cyber-bullied'.



Secondly, the idea of sending a writer an email saying you appreciate them is rather redundant. For one, their inbox is full of all sorts of things. Secondly, if you want to show support to a writer, buy their books!! This is the greatest way of supporting any artist. Buy their product and show your appreciation by talking about it with your friends, family and see if they are interested enough to buy a copy.

Another thing William likes to do after these events is claim how popular they are. I have to mention, unless he has access to everyone's email who might send a 'letter' of appreciation (which he doesn't), he would have no way of knowing how popular the event is. None at all. So his false bragging at the end of such events is another way for him to shine a light on himself and show just how involved he is in this so called 'horror community' which voted he leave because liars, stalkers and misogynists have no place.

Funniest of all, one of William's admins posted this on the Writers of Horror recognition month page aimed squarely at William. It seems his admins are recognising he has mental problems. Apart from the slur at the end, each one of us stands behind this person and praises them for finally trying to help William Pattison aka Eric Morse. Here is the post for all to see.



Obviously this is in regard to William's constant mention of The Soska's, his pretending he dated Kathleen Wilhoite, his imagined friendship with Harlan Ellison and his constant battle with trolls, which is pretty much all he has written about in the last 5 years.

So, finally someone who has ties with William Pattison is reaching out to help him! Watch this space as this moves forward. It'll be interesting to see what goes down next!

So, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

William Pattison aka Eric Morse: Alledged supporter of horror and thief/pirate.

Yes, you read the title correctly. The man who claims to be all about supporting horror downloads his movies. Mr Pattison regularly uses Putlocker to watch movies on (because he claims to be low on cash, yet his niece Brittany Lynn Thompson claim they live in a multi-million dollar house, and that she has two cars).

We found an admission of this on his very own blog. Not only this, but we have also found proof that he is without a doubt lying about Star Trek II and III, and about the 'Importance' of his Friday the 13th novels (which also includes his non-existant knowledge of the franchise). Both of these subjects will be featured in upcoming blogs right here.

Here is where William Pattison aka Eric Morse admits to downloading movies. It is obvious he is doing it illegally, because he states he has a 'lack of funds'. I'm sure many of you agree that this is a despicable act, especially from a man who claims to help many people in horror and support people any way he can. Obviously when it comes to the most important way, he just cannot be bothered.



This is yet another revelation in the continuing snooping and digging we are doing. I have to say, his blog really is the most contradictory thing I have ever read. Even taking a casual glance over his written work on his blog, one will find many inconsistencies, such as the year he claims the Soska's didn't come onto his podcast, he claimed he had a wonderful birthday, and it was only a year later he mentions how the year before the Soska's 'shit' on him. The guy has concept of time or coherance.

Well, anyways, you can thank your friendly neighbourhood trolls and haters for finding this information. Even though everything we post here is true and has evidence to back up the counter claims, William still labels us as such. He is so far in denial, he's probably in Egypt.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

A changed man? No, he still continues to lie.

It seems William Pattison aka Eric Morse is back on Facebook, and is continuing to lie while making himself look like a complete dumbass once more (did anyone expect anything less?). I will share his latest post below.





As per usual, allow me to deconstruct his posts yet again.

He claims that Linkville Press aren't publishing him because their page was attacked by trolls? This makes very little sense. Linkville Press are paid by the writer to publish books, so the fact they are abandoning a customer because of an alledged troll is very poor business practice indeed, IF IT WERE TRUE.

You see howlers, William Pattison aka Eric Morse's Psychotic State: The Novel and The Traveler: A conflict of Interests are both still available on Amazon, yet Robert Diablo has been removed completely. Why is this William? Why is it that particular book that isn't available anymore? Is it because you admitted to stealing the story? It is isn't it? We know!! No matter how much you attempt to cover it up, you were caught out as a plagirist! Why else would Robert Diablo have disappeared off the face of the earth?

He names Bobby Livingston. This is hilarious in the extreme.Even more hilarious is William Pattison aka Eric Morse's use of the name Memnoch. You see, the Devil in Anne Rice's fifth book of The Vampire Chronicles. Nowhere else is the Devil referred to as Memnoch. It is blatantly obvious that Pattison's use of the name is because he did a quick Google search for 'Other names for the Devil', and still picks the one which outside of Anne Rice's books, doesn't mean shit. Well done William!!!

I apologise that this is a short post, but he continues to rehash the same old shit (kinda like his books and him copying Dr Who, the Soska's script for Bobby etc) and he typed a vacuous void of the same old hyperbole and propoganda he continues to put forth, even though the truth is out there.......

We thought our job might be done, but it doesn't seem to be so.Well, while he will continue to lie, we will continue to do our job and prove just how much of a hypocritical liar Pattison is.

Karma came, she saw and she kicked his ass.

Gore and Sub's Howlers. It was only a few months ago that William Pattison aka Eric Morse bragged about how Linkville Press couldn't fire him, and that his working relationship with them was excellent. So imagine the shock when Linkville Press posted this status on Facebook;



We also became aware that Robert Diablo has been removed both from Amazon and from Linkville Press' website. It is no longer available anywhere.

It therefore becomes blatantly obvious to us that William's admission in the foreward of that book, where he claims to have stole the story from a script by The Twisted Twins, was his downfall. I'm sure it didn't help with all of the negative Karma he spread, demonizing people with little to no reason, turning on his friends, posing as people on the internet, laughing when people got diagnosed with Cancer and wishing people got 'roofied and raped' when they went out to enjoy themselves.

The thing is Howlers, this group of people William Pattison aka Eric Morse has painted as cyberbullies got sick of his hypocrisy, of his lies and his cowardly tactic of blocking people and then talking shit about them without allowing them to reply. We worked tirelessly to uncover his lies, to bring things to light he had tried to hide. If he hadn't have made so many enemies, I doubt he would be in the situation he is in now.

The difference between us and William Pattison aka Eric Morse? There are many. We are honest. We never set out to hurt William (I began the first parody page simply because he blocked me and decided to talk shit about me after blocking me. I chose humor to address the balance). 

The Horror Socials group come from many different backgrounds, many different places and are fans of different things. They were all bought together by one thing. William Pattison had wronged them after blocking them. He had demonized them without reason. We could all see the hypocrisy in his posts. We had a place to share our experiences, to share memes that made each and every one of us laugh. Out of a rather dire situation, we became friends and a support network of sorts for those who William has chosen to victimize.

Then people started digging. The internet really is a goldmine of information. We found out Horror Bob isn't real, and that his picture was taken from a book readily available on Amazon. We found out William pretended to be in a relationship with Kathleen Wilhoite. We saw William pose as his niece and sister and threaten us with anything from decapitation, attack from dogs or reporting us to the FBI cyber-crimes unit. We withstood these attacks, calling his bluff and making humorous remarks, because retaliation isn't what we are about. We saw William share the phone numbers of those who he thought were harassing him, and give those numbers to Wayne Goulden whose wife then called these people pretending to be William's niece. He would constantly dig up past victims of his, referring to them as retards, losers, people who aren't creative etc. He would make videos slamming people, constantly complaining and whining and generally being his favourite derogatory word which I will use here; a bitch.

Then things started happening. More and more people were taking notice of us horror socials. Our ability to prove William Pattison for the lying imbecile he is made a lot more people come out and support us, providing screen shots of William's rants, posts and even finding age-old posts where his favourite RLSH calls him out for having an imaginary girlfriend.

The culmination of this is Linkville Press removing William Pattison from its publishing list. As previously mentioned, William Pattison rather stupidly admitted to stealing a script from The Twisted Twins and turning it into his own story. So even though William has been spouting off for years about said twins, Karma has come round and bitten him on the ass. While fortune seems to favour the Soska's, William Pattison was dealt another blow, and we hope that this time he sees his mistakes and tries to change himself for the better. What follows are some comments from the horror socials who shall remain anonymous;

'Please get help. You can be everything you want to be. I don't like liars, bullies or hypocrites. Now is the time. Get help, have some confidence, be positive. I will be watching'.

'I hope he takes this opportunity to let go of his hate and delusions and lives his life as he pleases. That he doesn't have to be 'the lion' or ;the alpha wolf. Write your books, tell your stories and stop hating on others'.

There are those out there who absolutely despise William Pattison, and have very good reason to. Their thoughts on him are a more morbid, so I will allude to those posts, but will not be repeating them here. I do and will continue to support the people who feel this way, even if I don't agree with their views, simply because I have seen the hell William Pattison aka Eric Morse has put them through. William has been a thorn in the side of many, and he doesn't seem to be able to see just how much of a bully and a troll he has been, deciding instead to label everyone else as such.

The only concern I have is that I highly doubt William will change at all. I think he will drop off the internet for a while, like he did when Harlan Ellison called him out about William Pattison knowing him. He will then return full of vitriol, attempting to name and shame as many of his alledged haters as he possibly can.

I can assure you that whatever path he takes, will will be here, watching and waiting.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!