Wednesday 30 August 2017

Oh William, how foolish you are. Stop stealing other people's ideas!

Gore and scares you rotten ass fucks! Welcome to yet another tearing down of the one they call William Pattison (even though the majority of people know him as that guy who claims to have written those shitty Camp Crystal Lake novels and smells like dead raccoon and Obsession by Calvin Klein).

William, in his infinite wisdom actually dedicated an awakening in horror podcast to our lord and master Eric Hyde. William also admitted to 'stealing' (yes, he used that very word himself) the 'idea' for his story Robert Diablo from The Soska Sisters' treatment called 'Bob'. Amazingly, as you will see below, William claims that treatments and ideas cannot be copyrighted. Which calls into question the whole Jason Voorhees debacle, as Victor Miller only came up with the idea of Jason, yet is taking the makers of Friday the 13th to court because he came up with the idea of Jason Voorhees.

Even more hilarious, a quick google search explicity states that treatments AND ideas can indeed be copyrighted. Click HERE to be directed to the Google page which explains as such. So, Mr Pattison, and I know you're reading this, you are WRONG you turd sucking rotten sub-fucking mountain of pestilence. To be able to NOT be seen as a laughing stock, you really need to have a base for your claims. Yet still, after over two years of the Horror Socials working to show your lies (and succeeding so much you have dedicated an awful lot of time to us, although I doubt you'd admit that, but we know. We know how you sit infront of your computer crying into empty Subway wrappers, rocking back and forth, screaming, banging your head against your desk, festering in your wife-beater in between bouts of armpit licking and fingering your festering asscrack and eating what you pull out of there on your finger).

Even if that were the case though, and William could use the idea of Bob, he admites 'stealing' the idea. In his own words, in his book and his podcast, he uses the words 'I stole the idea from a treatment by Jen and Sylvia Soska', therefore displaying Williams complete inability to come up with anything original by himself. He steals' other peoples ideas becase he is so devoid of them (yet he can make up fantasy situations that would fit right into place in a Lifetime movie). His perception of fantasy and reality obviously blends into one. So much so that he claims his jeep is Kathleen Wilhoite. Obvioulsy he's ripping off Transformers there, but again, William won't admit it.

Yes William. You admit to stealing the idea. You stole it. The only thing you have in common with Jason Voorhees is that he 'Hacks' at his victims, and you are a Hack. A lying s(h)ack of shit that has run out of places to run.

In his latest podcast (which funnily enough got removed from YouTube for Bullying and Harassment) he takes some not so clever digs at Eric Hyde, and even goes as far as to threaten Erics child, telling Eric that his child would be homeless.

First of all, with all the name-calling William does in this podcast (yes William, we managed to dowload it before we got it removed hahahahahaha) he has virtually zero chance of using it to take Eric to court. In fact, with all of the hatred and bile he has spewed against everyone in his time as an internet troll, he wouldn't last an hour in court. The fact he keeps naming names and goes as far as to threaten their family? That's harassment right there. The fact he gets so angry he can hardly breathe? That just means he needs to exercise more. But enough of that.

The fact is William, you can continue on your way, and we will continue with ours. We are not breaking any laws. Linkville stopped publishing your books because you STOLE (in your own fucking words) Jen and Sylvia's idea for Bob (and yes, it was a script, not a treatment, and yes, we have got proof it is copyrighted, but we know that seeing as Linkville removed you from their company, no action was taken against you). So if you want to talk shit sir, feel free to do so, because we can shoot down every lie you put out there.

When you're done screaming at the screen and cryingafter reading this, wipe your tears away, pull the keys you keep on that keychain out of your ass, brush yourself off and get ready, because theres much more coming from us.

So, as I sign off, I will finally reveal who I am. My name is Peter. Peter Nesshead. I'm from Scotland, and I was harassed by William Pattison after asking where I could buy the Camp Crystal Lake novels (they were cheaper than coal up here, and with it getting so cold, we needed the fuel).

So, as always, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a 6" (I'm dieting right now, something else I can rub in William's face).