Sunday, 9 October 2016

William Pattison aka The World's Biggest LOSER!!

You have to laugh at William Pattison aka Eric Morse's stupidity. In his latest post, he has yet again decided to put forward the idea that he is 'winning' against us. Nothing could be further from the truth, and I will go through why momentarily. But first, here is the post he made;

As you can see, he is still using his bullying tactics to put Billy Jack down. In the space of two sentences, he says his life is an epic fail and that Billy Jack is a loser. The he goes on to say Billy Jack can't get something into his 'idiot head', saying he has us beat and saying Billy Jack's misspelling makes him look even more stupid and pathetic.

To combat these bullying tactics employed by William Pattison, allow me to put forward why we are winning.

1: He was fired from Linkville Press because we pointed out his admission to stealing a story from Jen and Sylvia Soska.

2: Milo Spires pulled the forward from William's book because William displayed his abnormal behaviour towards Milo.

3: He lost his author page, his Wolf Pack Podcast page and his main profile page he has had since 2008 because of numerous instances of hate speech.

4: He claimed he worked with Kathleen Wilhoite to develop her character in Witchboard, adding in the 'TTFN' to her dialogue. This was proven as false by the director of Witchboard, Kevin Tenney.

5: He has put blockers on his pages banning certain words (like 'Loser', for example).

6: He has had numerous lies rebuffed by us, such as him working on Star Trek (which on the one hand he says he worked on the treatments for Star Trek II and III, but on his blog description he states he worked the scripts), his working on Witchboard, his working on Yesterday's Enterprise and numerous other lies he has told (just look at the past posts on here. Unlike William Pattison aka Eric Morse, we provide hard evidence to back up all of our claims).

7: His Eric Morse profile was removed, and he couldn't get it back because he had no papers identifying him as Eric Morse, which really does cast suspicions about him writing the Camp Crystal Lake novels.

Now, I am going to do something new here. I am going to post something one of our supporters sent to us after reading this very blog. So William Pattison aka Eric Morse, look carefully. Our claims have weight. We don't lie, we don't bully. We exist solely for the truth, which is something you don't seem to have a very good relationship with. Enjoy reading this William, because we certainly did.

So there you have it. We have kept the identity of the person anonymous, but you can see that the things we have exposed have weight. The truth holds water William Pattison, unlike the majority of things that come out of your mouth.

Even though he is attacking Billy Jack, the sad little man still has to attack Jen and Sylvia Soska (whom he calls 'The Sockas), Jessica Cameron and Michelle Shields. He then tells us to grow up. William, we aren't the one making up outlandish lies to get people to like us. We aren't paying for interviews so we can get publicity because no horror blogger or magazine wants to touch you. We aren't constantly bragging that we are winning (but we are William. Oh yes, we are Winning so much).

If none of our shit is working on you, then why acknowledge it? I'll tell you why William. It's because you are once more attempting to put a front on like this isn't bothering you, but the very fact you give it acknowledgement shows that it is bothering you immensely. Your lies are transparent.

You aren't doing what you are doing at all. You hardly have any of the followers you had on your previous profiles, your books aren't available and you aren't even making coffee vlogs anymore. So go ahead and say we aren't bothering you, because the evidence speaks for itself.

People can say what they want about anyone. You fail to realise that this isn't anything to do with you putting down Jen and Sylvia, Jessica Cameron or Michelle Shields. But you still attempt to divert attention away from your own behaviour by bringing their names up (such a big strong man putting women down, you misogynistic imbecile). You just don't learn. You are far too stupid. Far too stupid indeed.

We don't look like fools. This is the thing. We have revealed so much truth about you, you look like a fool. A huge fool who everyone in horror is shaking their heads at. The fact a 50-something year old man lies so much just to make himself seem like he has some self-worth. The fact that he has imaginary relationships and even has tattoos of those imaginary relationships (we all shook our heads so hard at that. In fact I know a few of us haven't stopped shaking our heads since we saw that photo).

We are going to stay and read and look at your stuff, and to reveal every single lie you put forward and shine a light on your bullying ways. We aren't going anywhere. You have practically been silenced by us, so please, tell us again how you are winning.

I'll make it easy for you. YOU AREN'T.

As we all raise our hands in the air, the millions and millions of horror fans cheering our quest, shaking their heads at your behaviour. Isn't that what you want William? It is isn't it?

We are winning, and for as long as you continue to bully and lie, we will continue to win.

Put simply, you are a loser William Pattison aka Eric Morse. Probably the world's biggest loser.

So from now on, we will refer to you as William 'Loser' Pattison aka Eric 'Loser' Morse.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a Footlong (because William Pattison is a loser and needs to fill his empty void with food, otherwise he would feel nothing).

Friday, 30 September 2016

Wow. The Wordpress blog where William Pattison aka Eric Morse was interviewed has been asking authors the same questions for over three years.

Yep. The title pretty much says it all. You may remember my last post, where I went through a directionless and general interview that William Pattison aka Eric Morse did. Well, imagine my surprise when I decide to look a little more into the website where the interview was published.

You can visit it yourself by clicking HERE , but it seems that the person has been asking exactly the same set of questions since May of 2013. Of course I am not about to put the lady down, as that is not my intention and I will certainly not stoop to the level of William Pattison aka Eric Morse, but the claims I made in my last post are obviously correct, as the same set of questions have been asked hundreds of times to different authors without even a slight change to the wording of the questions.

Yet again this is William trying to use whomever he can to get his name out there. He craves fame so much, but will never come to the realization that he is an untalented hack, bully and laughing stock (not gravy William, stock) of not only the horror community, but also in the community of authors.

Again I am not making this up, and a quick click on the link and a look through the webpage will confirm exactly what I am saying.

Caught out again William Patttison aka Eric Morse. Frustrated? I am sure you are. Everything you try seems to blow up in your face. Your voice on the internet has practically been silenced. Everyone is shaking their heads at you and your cyber-bullying and stalking, and the fact you are a 50-something man-baby trying to play the victim while blocking people and then talking shit about them.

I promise you this William Pattison aka Eric Morse. We won't stop. You can attempt to put a front across that makes people believe we aren't bothering you, but your behaviour speaks volumes. You blocking words and profanity on your Facebook pages, your continuous removal of comments,which then make your replies look like the rambling of a food-obsessed fat man who shits himself when he sees a shadow of a man in a hat. Hold on, that's what you are. Well done for reinforcing the truth that we put out.

Thursday, 29 September 2016

Another fake interview with no follow-on questions, generalization and no specifics.

I don't think William Pattison aka Eric Morse will ever learn. He has yet again had another interview, which just from the questions alone you can see that it isn't specifically for him.

I'm going to do something different this time. I am going to transcribe the interview completely, and interject in brackets where William has either lied, made a terrible mistake or is just plain being dumb. All of the interview isn't my work, so credit should be paid to the interviewer. All answers are those of William Pattison aka Eric Morse, and have not been altered for the purposes of this blog.

Name William Pattison (Also known as Eric Morse)

Age 52 (or you could say 30ish) (Why would anyone say 30ish when he is 52?)

Where are you from?
San Mateo, California

A little about your self `ie your education Family life etc
I’m a graduate of Aragon High School and did four years at The College of San Mateo studying Filmmaking and Business. (Did he graduate from College? He doesn't confirm or deny this. I'd be interested to know). It was at The College of San Mateo that I got my interest in writing (So he got his interest in writing at College. That is confirmed by him. Ok). My entry score (I’m lousy at tests) were low, so I couldn’t get into the fiction writing class. So, I bought a copy of the text book for the class (The Craft of Fiction by William C Knott) and taught myself how to write.(Really? You needed to be taught how to write? I'm no H.P Lovecraft, but I haven't read a single book on writing and manage quite well, winning numerous awards throughout my time at school. I find this incredibly unbelievable, and as you read on, you will see why).

I live with my sister and my niece in a four level Spanish style house. (Four level? Brittany Lynn Thompson told us it was three level. Are you just adding on levels to seem more important?)We inherited. I have three cats. One is a tubby American Shorthair named Balkazar Emperor of Evil, Child of Destruction. My next cat is a brain damaged (He somehow got in the clothes dryer) named Simply Tommy (Simply Tommy? Are you fucking serious? How offensive, calling a brain-damaged cat 'Simple'. An insight into William's mind reveals itself right there). My final cat is a paranoid grey tabby named Smokey. She is an outside cat but likes to take her meal in the kitty house I’ve provided on the porch of my house.

Fiona: Tell us your latest news?

Currently I’m trying to get three of my books republished because a bunch of cyber stalkers attacked my publisher’s Facebook and forced her to pull my books. (No one forced anyone to pull his books. Honestly, he was let go because he admitted to stealing a story from Jen and Sylvia Soska.This has been convered by me in the past, so I won't go into detail here, but he likes blaming others for his idiotic mistakes, that's for sure). I’m having to self publish the books now. I’m currently waiting while a friend reformats the books, it will take a while because she is having to do them around doing her other contracted formatting projects.
Also I’m drawing cover art for all my prologue stories for the ultimate combined edition of my six part anthology, Symphony of Death. These pictures will appear after the series finally finishes its run on Kindle. They, along with an additional bonus story, will appear in the combined print edition.
Also, besides doing my monthly podcast on Blog Talk Radio, The Wolf Pack Presents, I’m also trying my hand as a horror host on YouTube with William Pattison’s Bloodbath Theatre. On this show I present two classic horror films and give trivia on each.
So, keeping busy…

Fiona: When and why did you begin writing?
I’ve always had stories in my head it only when I got into college that I found a couple venues (Fiction writing and screen writing) to express myself. (So you only found venues for your writing in College, yet previously you state that you only got your interest in writing in College. Which one is it Mr Hypocrite?)
At the time I was going to film school it was before digital cameras and editing programs open door for fledgling filmmakers. Due to the cost of film and film processing along with having to depend so much on other people to put the stories on the screen I found myself moving away from the path of directing into screen writing. It was also around this time I became interested in writing books, because I realized that a lot of books end up being adapted for the screen, so if I did screen writing and writing books I opened more opportunity to get my stories out into the world.

Fiona: When did you first consider yourself a writer?
I was born a writer. (But.....But what about gaining your interest in writing at College? Yet you were born a writer? Seriously, M. Night Shayamalan couldn't write a story with this much confusion).I’ve had stories and scenes running through my mind since I was a little kid.  Now if you want to know when I considered myself an author, (You twat. An author and a writer are the same goddamn thing. Honestly!) that is an interesting tale….
It was 1993. I was working as an early morning stock person at our local Kmart. One of the ladies I worked with was a lady named Charisma Jones (Fake name). Charisma was a huge fan of science fiction and horror, like myself. We would spend hours while we stocked shelves talking about movies. One day Charisma told me that her relative (it was either her brother or cousin) worked for Berkley Books, a mainline publishing house and they had acquired the rights to do a series of book based on the Friday the 13th franchise. She said that her relative told her that they were looking for a writer to write the books. Supposedly she had brought me up to her relative and he told her to have me submit samples of my writing. I was reluctant because I was in the middle of writing my first novel, The Traveler: A Conflict of Interest, and had heard that the F13 franchise was pretty much dead due to the fact that the film Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday had come out and wasn’t received very well by the fans. This was before the Freddy VS Jason idea came out (No it wasn't. You see, at the end of Jason Goes to Hell, Freddy reaches up and snatches Jason's mask with his hand, planting the seed of a Freddy Vs Jason movie. You honestly have no idea about the franchise you claim to love so much do you, piggybacking on Friday the 13th you hack).. So the thing was if I wrote the books and they failed it might affect my book I was in the middle of writing. Also, I would be writing for a dying franchise, which wasn’t a positive thing as well. It took both Charisma and my mother pressuring me before I finally caved and submitted some of my writing to Berkley Books.
In the end I did get the job. I asked Berkley Books to credit my under the pen name Eric Morse, just in case the book series failed.
Well, the book series did indeed fail, but not because of my writing (It was because of your writing though. Where was Jason? Where were the graphic murders?). Berkley Books foolishly published the books as young adult horror, which kept the books from reaching Friday the 13th fans (So all Friday the 13th fans are adults? Now, the first Friday the 13th film came out in 1980. Jason goes to hell came out in 93, a whole thirteen years later) . Also, Berkley didn’t advertise or do book signings or have me at horror conventions to promote (Why would they? Who wants a Friday the 13th without Jason? Even the first film features him, yet your non-canon books don't. They are, like you, a complete joke). So, after nearly killing myself having to write four books in one year (That was another thing they hid in their contract),(Because writing books is difficult enough to cause death. Fucking asshole. Think of all the people who fight for our countries, the medical services, fire services before saying such a stupid thing) the book failed to sell in the volume Berkley expected and they cancelled the next four books in the series and only paid me $1,500 of the $10,000 I was supposed to get for all my work. That was my trial by fire as an author (You got a payment of around 8 percent. This doesn't make any sense. If you were supposed to get $10,000 for your work, you should have gotten $10,000 for it. The fact that you didn't is very strange indeed. Very strange.)

Fiona: What inspired you to write your first book?
Well, my first book, The Traveler: A Conflict of Interest, was actually inspired by the screenplay I wrote for my main film project I wrote in filmmaking class.
After I finished my class film the character of The Traveler kept coming to mind. I figured he had more stories, so I decided to do a series of books based on his exploits (Yet to this date there is only one book. Nice job of sticking to the plan William).

Fiona: Do you have a specific writing style?
You would have to ask my fans about that. From the feedback I get from fans my writing grabs them and plays out in their heads like a movie, except that they know and care about the characters more than a movie can (This is the most general answer anyone can give. Of course when you read it plays out in your head like a movie for fucks sake. That's what a person's imagination does). Also supposedly chapters build on each other so the reader get addicted to the story and have a hard time putting it down (I call Bullshit. I've read his work, and they are a mess of characters named after people he obsesses over or has known, and plot devices stolen from horror films or tv shows he watches).

Fiona: How did you come up with the title?
With my first book, The Traveler: A Conflict of Interest, I knew the name The Traveler had to be a part of the title. Then I came up with the subtitle, A Conflict of Interest because in the story The Traveler is conflicted in regard to his mission because the person he must stop is his best friend (Ok, so it's a conflict, but not a conflict of interest? Is his friend interested in something, but The Traveler is not? That's right William. Put words together and hope people don't think about things).

Fiona: Is there a message in your novel that you want readers to grasp?
For the answer to this question I will talk about my novel Psychotic State: The Novel (See how general the question is? So general that William Pattison aka Eric Morse gets to choose which book he talks about). Psychotic State is about a twenty-eight year old man who has been bullied and mistreated all his life. After a series of events causes the main character David Coleman to lose his job and his medical insurance. He is left off his meds for his bipolar condition. He finds his moral compass twisted and he starts hunting down the bullies who have made his life hell and takes revenge on them. It ends with him tricking a bunch of his torturers into coming to a field party where he slaughters them.
Psychotic State is a statement on the situation of bullying on both children and adults and shows an extreme example of what can happen when these situations are ignored. In the real world bullies are pushing people to murder and suicide because both people and law enforcement are more willing to ignore rather than help in these situations (Bullshit. This is a crutch you use to get people to feel sorry for you. Grow the fuck up).
An amusing side affect ('Effect', dumb-ass) I’ve heard about is that victims of bullying that read this book feel a relief of their pain (Bullshit. Reading a fucking book isn't going to help anyone who is bullied feel comfort from pain. If it is making people murder, or commit suicide, then obviously the bullying has a deep-seated psychological effect (not affect), so again you are simply making shit up. What a fucking idiot). It is like experiencing David taking his revenge frees them (My rosie-red ass it does).

Fiona: How much of the book is realistic and are experiences based on someone you know, or events in your own life?
All of my books are fictional and exist in a hyper reality. I may tap into my personal experience to enhance the perceived reality of the situation (or use the names of people you have obsessed over like Kathleen, Felicia etc). I know when I was writing Psychotic State I had to tap into my old buried experiences of being picked on and bullied as a child in school as well as taping (taping? You mean 'tapping' right? Was this interview even proof-read for fucks sake?) to my feelings of being a grown man and being harassed and mistreated by my peers in the horror community (Because you are a lying bullying piece of shit William. Face facts lardass).

Fiona: What books have most influenced your life most? a mentor?
In regards to books Siddhartha, The Razors Edge, To Serve Them all my Days, The Silent Flute, Moby Dick, A Tale Of Two Cities, The works of H P Lovecraft, The works of Edgar Allan Poe, The works of Ray Bradbury, The works of Clive Barker, The writings of Bentley Little, the writings of Issac Asimov, The writings of Harlan Ellison, The writings of H G Wells.
In regard to mentors, as in people who inspire me (people who inspire you are inspirations, not mentors. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this guy. His brain doesn't work properly, does it?), Harlan Ellson, Issac Asimov, Ray Bradbury,  H P Lovecraft, Clive Barker, David Cronenberg, Bentley Little, Gene Roddenberry, Dan Curtis, John Stanley.

Fiona: Are there any new authors that have grasped your interest and who is your favorite author and what is it that really strikes you about their work?
There are a couple newer authors that have my interest. One is Wayne Mallows. Wayne has written three wonderful vampire novels: Whitechapel Road, Mary, Mary Quite Contrary, and Unnatural Selection. The other author is Stephen King’s son, Joe Hill. Joe is the author of Horns, Heart Shaped Box, In Tall Grass, among others.
My current favorite author is Bentley Little. One thing I like about his work is each novel is unique and in its own world. One book I was royally impressed with was his novel The Store. This book is a vampire story without a vampire. It presents a retail big box store as a monster that sucks the life out of a small town.

Fiona: Name one entity that you feel supported you outside of family members.
My fans are my support. Even when my haters try to rip me down my fans are there to keep me going. It is the love of my fans that give me strength during my lowest times (Yet your fans exist in your head. They aren't real, just like your 'relationship' with Kathleen Wilhoite or your 'friendship' with Jen and Sylvia Soska).

Fiona: Do you see writing as a career?
It is more an obsession than a career. To me writing is life. I have to write. I must get out as many stories as I can before I die. Family and friends ask me why I continue since I don’t make much money off of it and it makes my life so complicated and frustrating due to the number of haters and cyber bullies I’ve amassed. For me I care more about leaving an enduring legacy over getting rich or being famous (his legacy will be 'William Pattison aka Eric Morse. Creator of arrid vaginas, imaginary relationships and hack writing).

Fiona: If you had to do it all over again, would you change anything in your latest book?
Not a thing. My latest book, which is still in the que (Spanish? Surely you mean Queue? No fucking proof-reading again! Amatures!) waiting to be formatted and published is exactly what I wanted to be, in fact even more. I’m excited to have it published and to hear what the fans have to say about it.

Fiona: Do you recall how your interest in writing originated?
It started with me reading wonderful books by wonderful writers (So not in College as you stated earlier? Wow. Three different versions in one fucking interview. Incredible that you can't even keep your story straight here). That planted the seed and got my imagination running and characters were born in my mind that demanded life. I think of authors as gods in their own way. They create worlds and everything in those worlds and if they does their job right their worlds come alive.
That is my vision of God. He is a writer named Chuck (Have you ever heard anything so idiotically pretentious as a writer declaring themselves as god? Fucking pathetic, and a measure of this imbeciles ego to boot).

Fiona: Can you share a little of your current work with us?
I’m currently in the middle of writing a six part horror anthology series titled Symphony of Death. The anthology will consist of six prologues that relate to the wrap around story and six main stories.
I’m currently working on the forth book in the anthology. The prologue in this book is titled Executive Assistance. It tells the story of Levy Jackson, the executive assistant of record mogal Vince Manfrenini (No, this doesn't sound like Friday the 13th composer Harry Manfredini at all. Way to go William's imagination). In the story Levy must watch helplessly as his boss slowly goes insane after he acquires the cursed sheet music of the Symphony of Death.
The main story of this part of the anthology is a story titled Shadowman VS The Undead. It tells the story of a former famous internet geek icon named Felicia Donovan (Felicia D, like Felicia Day?). It is the fifth year of the zombie apocalypse and Felicia is insane and living in a fantasy world where she is in the forth season of a reality show about how to survive the zombie apocalypse (Yet again William passes off the idea of Hellevator as his own. What a cunt). It is during one of her “demonstrations” of how to scavenge food that she is brought back to reality amusingly by a real life superhero called The Shadow Man. The Shadow Man saves her from a stampede (really? A stampede? shit shit shit!) of zombies. Then he takes her under his wing as his apprentice. It is then that the two of them must face a death cult that calls themselves The Undead. Their leader, who is named Hope, plans to kill all living humans and bring forth a world of the dead with himself as the head of its god totem. Now can a battle worn fifty year old real life super hero (Ooooo the same age as William. Coincidence?) and a geek girl (Like Felicia Day) stop an army nut case death cult members and their pet zombies?
Sound intriguing? (No it fucking doesn't. It sounds like a mastubatory fantasy you have imagined about Felicia Day, where you 'Rescue' her from Zombies and get laid because of it, you sad pathetic old man).

Fiona: Is there anything you find particularly challenging in your writing?
Filling an empty pages with black markings. All of writing is a challenge and a gamble. You might think you have the next great American novel only to find the rest of the world thinks it’s a dud (The whole world thinks this William. Accept it. It's the truth).

Fiona: Do you have to travel much concerning your book(s)?
I’ve traveled to Dayton Ohio in 2014 to be a guest and sign my books at a horror convention. I also did a convention in Rocky Mount Virginia to do a convention (Did a convention to do a convention? I'm confused!!). But those are all I’ve done since I signed with my last publisher. Before that I was a guest at the first Days of the Dead convention in 2011 in Indianapolis, but I didn’t have books to sign then because my Camp Crystal Lake novels were out of print. Currently I have no plans to travel, because I have to wait for my books to be republished.

Fiona: Who designed the covers?

With the Camp Crystal Lake novels Berkley books designed the covers, which I get a lot of flack about from my haters (Because they depict scenes that don't happen in the book. Think McFly, Think!!). Now I have full control over the covers of my books. I designed the cover for Psychotic State: The Novel. My publisher with Linkville Press designed the cover for The Traveler: A Conflict of Interest, but I had final ok on it. For Symphony of Death I design the basic cover background and letter graphic, but artist Christopher James Benavides does the actual artwork.

Fiona: What was the hardest part of writing your book?
Finding the time to do any writing. I work a full time job and my sister is constantly wanting me to do things around the house. I’ll be in the middle of writing a scene and my phone will ring and I’ll have to stop to do something for my sister (How old is William again?? What the actual fuck?). Then it will take me time to reconnect to the characters and story.

Fiona: Did you learn anything from writing your book and what was it?
Every book is a learning experience. You always learn something about yourself and the world around you. I’ve seen and experienced the best and worst of people. I’ve delved into the dark pits of my very soul (he calls his underwear 'His soul'). I’ve made friends and enemies. Writing is more than writing, it is life leather bound.

Fiona: If any of your books was made into a film who would you like to play the lead?
Hard to say. I know the studio would more than likely cast the wrong person. I would hate to see them pull on me what they’ve done with Stephen King and The Dark Tower film they are doing. I would hope they would look at the material and do it justice and show it respect (I don't think filming a steaming pile of shit for 90 minutes would be something anyone could enjoy).

Fiona: Do you have any advice for other writers?
If you are looking to be the next Stephen King, give up. You will be disappointed. Be prepared to work your ass off for little return. Be prepared to have lots of headaches and have loved ones get frustrated with you because you have little time to spend with them. Be prepared to have narrow minded idiots insult your hard work and try to beat you down and make you quit. But also be prepared to feel the love of a few souls that will think of you as something special. Also, be ready to have people ask you to help them get what you’ve got. But also remember you are GOD (No you are not god under any circumstances. Not only is this quite blasphemous, it is also, as previously mentioned, incredibly pretentious. You are an asshole of the highest order). You create reality in your books. You create worlds and people you will be closer to than anyone in “the real world.” (How full of shit can one man be?)

Fiona: Do you have anything specific that you want to say to your readers?

I love you. (What? You don't even know me.... Now I know how Kathleen, Bunny, Felicia, Black Friday and The Soska's felt about you).

Fiona: What book are you reading now?
Unfortunately, with all the writing I’m doing I have no time to read. I mostly listen to audio books on the bus home from work. The last book I listened to was Joe Hill’s Heart Shaped Box.

Fiona: Do you remember the first book you read?
No. That was too many years ago.  Can you remember any details from 30 years ago? (Yes. Can't you?) How about 20? What color shirt were you wearing on June 27th 2016? (Black. It's a simple question) What did you read in the newspaper on that day? (I didn't read a fucking newspaper. They are the only thing more contemptable than your feeble attempts at fan fiction) Modern day to day culture and everyday events cloud our memories of the past (Bullshit).

Fiona: What makes you laugh/cry?
Comedy and tragedy.(Also looking in the mirror, finishing a footlong and knowing no one likes his stories).

Fiona: Is there one person past or present you would meet and why?
Vincent Van Gogh. I would like to meet him a few months before he died and tell him how much is art meant to the world. Van Gogh died thinking his life’s work was garbage, not worthy of the price of a cup of coffee. It is stories like this that anger me. Too many artists die without getting the recognition or appreciation they deserve.

Fiona: What do you want written on your head stone and why ?
Here Lies William Pattison, Maker Of Worlds (And creator of the arrid vagina)
I want this because it is the truth. But it isn't. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

Fiona: Other than writing do you have any hobbies ?
I collect movies and movie memorabilia, I also paint and draw.

Fiona: What TV shows/films do you enjoy watching?
Anything horror, science fiction, fantasy, comedy, or mystery. (So pretty much everything and anything then?)

Fiona: Favorite foods / Colors/ Music
I’m addicted to hamburgers, Chinese, and Italian food (You could never tell).
Colors: Blue and red.
Good music. I hate Country and Polka.

Fiona: If you were not a writer what else would you like to have done?
Nothing else. (He can't even be a writer well).

I think that's enough of that. Be sure to share this and keep spreading the word about this monstrous cry-baby man-child who provokes, bullies and blocks.

Friday, 26 August 2016

William is caught out lying once more, and has his e-balls back, only for me to e-castrate him once more.

Well Howlers, Horror Socials Media once again has hit the jackpot. I'm sure you all remember how William Pattison aka Eric Morse claimed how he was in a relationship with Kalthleen Wilhoite. How he claimed to help with the wardrobe of her character in Witchboard, Zarabeth McGee and how he even suggested she put the 'T.T.F.N' in her dialogue.

Now, Kevin Tenney, the director of Witchboard, was approached by the relentless leader of The Horror Socials, Billy Jack. Amazingly, Kevin Tenney replied and subsequently blew William Pattison aka Eric Morse's claims out of the water. In the interests of truth, I will firstly post the claims William Pattison aka Eric Morse made, and then post a screen cap of the reply Kevin Tenney sent to Billy Jack which yet again prove William Pattison aka Eric Morse is nothing but a liar.

Proof. Undeniable proof from the director of Witchboard. William is caught out yet again. He is a liar, and I am sure these revelations will continue. This is what happens when people lie. The truth is out there, and we will find it.

Now, earlier, William decided to attempt to intimidate Billy Jack. Here is the post he made. I will be dissecting it after, just to show the hypocrisy that William Pattison aka Eric Morse seems to put out with every single message.

Firstly, if this is a full time job it means you don't have a job? But it's a full time job William. You can't acknowledge it being a job and then say it isn't a job a few words later. I sort of feel sorry for you. You obviously don't have the mental capacity to put into words what you are feeling, so you ramble inanely, hoping that it makes some sort of sense (It really doesn't. Sorry about that).

We have an unreasonable obsession? You mean like you and The Soska's, Michelle Shields, Felicia Day, Bunny, Nikki Malia, Dark Spider etc? You want to keep throwing things our way William, yet all we have to do is write the truth.

We do not plan your destruction. The fact you continue to lie means you are writing it yourself. All we have to do is report the news and show the truth. That is our agenda. That is why we do this. For the truth.

You complain that Billy Jack has pretended to be people like you've never had a fake profile. Did you forget about Gerald Fitzgerald? Zarabeth MacGee? John Margolis? Pattison William? Liam Pattison? I'm sure there are many more too. When you accuse people of things, expect to have the truth shoved down your throat sir. What you do will not be ignored. It will be bought to light and we will not stop until everyone knows just how much of a hypocritical liar and bully you are.

Our credibility is in question? Funny. I think our credibility is in tact. We are gaining support, we chat to the people you claim have wronged you and they provide evidence which puts your lies to shame. If anyone wants to doubt our credibility then that is fine. But at least provide evidence as to why we lack credibility. I sincerely doubt you could provide anything of the sort considering what is written on here is the truth.

So, with that, I bid you all a good day. This isn't goodbye, because it seems William Pattison aka Eric Morse doesn't understand when he is beaten and has been shown to be a liar time and time again. We will not be going anywhere.

Also William, if you want to try and send your friends to attempt to argue with us, make sure they are prepared. Derek Young's attempt to try and intimidate us failed miserably, and ended up with him deleting all of his comments. Luckily we screen-capped them all, as we always do. It's great to have them just in case.

So, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!

Thursday, 25 August 2016

William is once more attempting to subvert attention away from his insanity. You can always find the TRUTH here.

So we all know how William has pretended how he was in a relationship with Kathleen Wilhoite. We all know how he imagined they shared KFC in the park on his birthday. We all know how he imagined how he helped her with her dialogue in Witchboard, adding the 'TTFN' to her lines.

We thought that was how far William Pattison aka Eric Morse's insanity stretched. Oh how wrong we were. William actually has a tattoo on his back with Kathleen's name and date of birth, as you can see below.

William thinks he is clever because he has disabled the ability to post pictures on his page. What he fails to realise is that only his friends will see those picture comments. On here, thousands upon thousands read these posts and are shown the real William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

Kathleen Wilhoite has been married for twenty years and has children with her husband. Yet he doesn't have a tattoo with Kathleen's name and d.o.b in it.

It's quite hilarious. We have been in contact with the San Mateo Journal, and they are quite interested in looking into William Pattison aka Eric Morse and the things he has written on his blog, his radio shows and on his facebook (of which we have screen caps of, so even if he chooses to remove more of his stuff, we already have it).

You took a step to make us stop William. You removed the videos and posts that named people who have nothing to do with us, but who you have bullied. Yet you seem to want to continue bragging and lying to your followers on Facebook? Well then, I guess the work of the Horror Socials Media isn't anywhere near done. While he may have control over what his followers see on Facebook, he has no power here.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!!

Monday, 15 August 2016

William tries to sacrifice David Zernhelt to the Gods while continuing to play the victim card.

Well Howlers. It has been a very productive few months for this blog and Horror Socials Media in general. This all culminated in Morsebashers Convention, a get together of over 200 people where food and drink was had, entertainment in the form of burning shitty Friday the 13th teen novels that have absolutely nothing to do with Friday the 13th, clowns, readings of William Pattison's Psychotic State (You should have heard the laughter, especially when we read the scene of Jizzum hitting the floor) and so much more. We also read some real splatterpunk by David J Schow, just to show the attendees what real splatterpunk is. It was a real social event where everyone was friendly, and we were all bought together by one man who tried to bully or rant at us, so William Pattison aka Eric Morse, we thank YOU for bringing us all together and creating this movement. Without your bullying, ranting and 'ism' filled rants and posts, false accusations and everything else you blindly seem to do, you have created a community of people who enjoy hanging out with each other. This is only the first year of Morsebashers Convention. One year we hope to have a Q & A session with the man himself, where all of his lies can be put to him and he can answer to everyone he has bullied or picked on!

People even turned up with their copies of Psychotic State: The Novel and The Traveler: A Conflict of Interest that had been signed! They took great joy in tearing these books page by page and tossing them into the fire. It was like Lord of the Rings, where they take the thing that has created so much evil and toss it into Mount Doom.

Now, you might think William would be smart and ignore this convention. How wrong you would be. William tried to turn it around and make it look like he is some kind of superstar because we held a convention in his name. I'm not sure if he fails to understand or is just ignorant of the fact that it was his bullying that bought these people together. His NEGATIVE behaviour. His rants, ravings and constant lies. His hypocrisy.

Also worth a mention is Writers in Horror Month, which seems to have ended after eight days. I'm sure the masses are mourning the loss of this practically unknown email only event. Again, if you want to support artists, buy their work. That is the only sure-fire way of supporting people in the entertainment industry!Buy their books, their films, their music, their art!! Sending an email is of little concern, especially when they might not even get time to check their emails, or it may go to their spam/other folder!

William also claims he has taken his story of his bullying to TV shows and newspapers. This gave the horror socials an amazing idea. We too are going to contact San Mateo's local TV and newspapers with the evidence we have got so far, and ask them to see if they can run anything on William Pattison aka Eric Morse, seeing as he is such a huge celebrity in San Mateo, and these sort of stories pull in huge amounts of readers, especially if the person is local. So watch this space for developments in this area. Evidence will be provided to back up all points we make because we are not in this to lie.

Now, onto the title of the blog. In yet another feeble attempt to throw his friends under the bus, he blames David Zernhelt as the reason for us uncovering his lies and standing up to his hate-filled persona.

This is very false indeed. As I have written many times before, we have all been victims of William Pattison aka Eric Morse's hate, accusations and such. Many of us are mentioned in videos, blogs, podcasts etc. We all found ourselves blocked by William, and then found out he was continuing posting about us and saying how he kicked our asses because he blocked us. That is how this began. It was William Pattison aka Eric Morse's fault. No one elses.

He's tried to throw his friends under the bus, only for them to be contacted by people outside the group and find out that William Pattison aka Eric Morse is lying about their involvment. He cannot take any responsibility for his actions.

As for what we do and it not bothering William. Why are you still posting about us? Still whining about us? Surely you could go a few days without bringing us up if we are not bothering you.

One last thing. William seems to be subverting attention away from the real reason his Facebook page was closed down. I can confirm it was for Hate Speech. It has absolutely nothing to do with the mask he holds (and I don't understand how he was specifically told it was the mask considering the system is automated, so once again he is attempting to lie to his Facebook friends and look like a victim. It's a huge shame he doesn't realize how stupid it sounds. It an even bigger shame he doesn't realise how impossible his defense is. Deleted because of a mask you are holding? Really? Well, to remove any semblance of doubt, here is the report review that got his page removed, along with other reasons for him being slienced. Sorry William, but yet again you are shown to be the liar you are. This is only a small number of the successful reports we made, but it is more than enough proof that William's profile was not removed because of a mask he is holding in his photograph.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong.

Sunday, 7 August 2016

William Pattison plagiarizes a Government website while not realising he is guilty of all the things it says.

Well hello Howlers. I'm back with yet another update on the King of the Cyber-Bullies, William Pattsion aka Eric Morse. Things have been going well in our quest to reveal Pattison as the Liar and Bully he truly is. With numerous reports to Facebook about his hate speech, misogyny, pathetic name-calling and victimisation of women, these reports have been successful and William's fan page 'William Pattison aka Eric Morse' has been removed from Facebook.

Yet the disillusioned and delusional man continues to say he is cyber-bullied, going so far as to copy and paste (He obviously has nothing to say from his own mind, so has to plagiarize from a Government site) what Cyber Bullying is and how it is detrimental. Click HERE to read what was written on the original website that William DID NOT cite anywhere in his post.

Now I am not one to belittle bullying, as I know how devastating it can be. William cries out he is being bullied, but I disagree. His many years of picking on people, slating them and putting out all the hate he could towards people has made certain people sit up and take note of this Cyber Bully. Hence The Horror Socials were born. Our mission is to show William Pattison aka Eric Morse for the bully and liar he is.

This mission is ongoing, but is incredibly successful. Many lies have been uncovered and we have taken on William many times (while he uses a fake profile because he is far too cowardly to threaten anyone with violence under his own profile), and we are still here.

William's Cyber Bullying is legendary, but why is the man ignorant to the fact that he is doing the thing he is so quick to blame others for. This is a prime example of projection. When someone experiences guilt that they can't handle, or a bubble of shame is created around them, they instantly put these feelings onto someone else (projection). So when he calls people Trolls, Haters, Cyber Bullies etc, he is basically subverting attention away from himself so he doesn't have to accept what he is doing is wrong.

This is apparent in every rant he has written, every hypocrisy he has plied (such as complaining about a parody page, yet on his page, he is able to write what he likes because it is 'His page') and every lie he has told.

What we do isn't illegal under any circumstances. William has threatened us with the Police, then the FBI and now he chooses Court to get us to stop. We are not going to stop revealing truth under any circumstances.

As a once great TV show said; The Truth is Out There.

One only needs to look over the posts on here or even Google William Pattison aka Eric Morse to see he has bullied Reyna Young, The Soska Sisters, Rebekah Herzberg and Aaron Dodge to mention a few.

This bullying has incuded asking people to harass them to attempt to get him into a convention, tasteless posts on forums and numerous blog posts and podcasts that spew forth the hate from every key press and word spoken.

Once more William. We will not stop. Your tactic of blocking and then talking shit gave birth to this movement. If people are silenced, they become louder. We ARE louder than you, and we are armed with the truth and evidence to back up what we say. All you have are insults, curse words and websites that you plagiarize to look like you are a victim.

The fact is William, we have all been victims of your hatred, your stupid, petty ignorant hatred, your attempts to divide and push your way into a community of fans that love to socialise (which strangely is something you seem to rally against the majority of the time, but then there are times when you say you love to meet with your fans). You put socialising down, yet what do you do at conventions when you talk to your fan(s)??

I'm sorry your intelligence doesn't allow you to comprehend what we are doing William, and how it isn't wrong, but I hope one day you will see. You will see how lies do nothing but make you a laughing stock, how your lies make you look like a huge failure. How your constant attempts to shoulder your way into the horror community are laughable when you constantly quote film titles, directors and production companies incorrectly.

You protraying yourself as a huge Friday the 13th fan is laughable considering you have said Kane Hodder plays Jason seven times. I personally don't know how The New Blood, Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Goes to Hell and Jason X count as seven films, but maybe I have lost the ability to count.

William has lost friends because of the truths we have revealed. attempting to drag them into it, only to have them break off their friendship with him because he has no way of making the truth look like a lie.

So, let's see what type of Cyber Bullying William Pattison aka Eric Morse is guilty of:

Defamation/attempting to hurt someone's business: Yes. He called out Reyna Young because she would not allow him to be a guest at her convention, posting everywhere how much of a 'Bitch' she was and even going as far as to post a video after she stated he nor any of his acquaintences are allowed at the convention (this video is hilarious, as William namedrops anyone he can to try and make a point, only making himself look like an even bigger baby in the process). He also tried to harm The Soska's career, belittling everything they do, and Aaron Dodge and The Twisted Terror Convention by attempting to claim they 'ripped him off'.

Fake Profiles: I have written about this in the past, but for clarification, William has many fake profiles, the newest of which are four (yes, FOUR) Liam Pattison profiles. Add to that Horror Bob, Gerald Fitzgerald, Pattison William, John Margolis and many more.

Threatening phone calls: Yes. William admitted to handing out the phone numbers of people who called in to his show with the idea to threaten them. These calls were recorded, which provides yet more evidence Pattison was responsible (even though he admitted to doing this).

Encouraging others to harass: Yes. William constantly does this, not through provocation or asking for people to help him, but by playing the victim. If everybody thinks 'oh poor William, he's so misunderstood and bullied for no reason' then people are obviously going to leap to his defence. It is yet more manipulation from the man-baby with the dirty diaper.

Posting on Social Media: Yes. One only has to look at his many profiles to see innumerable rants on everyone and anyone. His blog is the same. His podcast moreso. William is possibly guilty of this act of Cyber Bullying more than any other.

Of course I could go on and add impersonating people (he made an Alan Elbertson profile on Twitter, he impersonated Robbie Coltrane on FB under his Gerald Fitzgerald profile, he impersonated Horror Bob Martin, who turned out to be a stock picture used on a random book and ads for testicular cancer awareness on the net).

Finally there is a section of his post that says 'Cyber Bullies try to make out they are not Cyber Bullies, and it is somehow your friend who is the victim's fault'. I really don't think I need to point this out but this again is William Pattison aka Eric Morse projecting his ill behaviour on others.

So anyways, Keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footling!!

Friday, 22 July 2016

Because of his bullying, William is practically gagged on Facebook!!

Well it's funny how things work isn't it Howlers/trolls/terrorrists/horror socials. It seems, after we went on a spree of reporting every post of William's where he namecalls someone, uses derogatory/racist/homophobic language or generally talks down to people, William is pretty much gagged on every one of his profiles on Facebook. How awesome is that?

Not only that, but apart from a couple of crappy Podcasts where films/production company's names weren't pronounced correctly (Amegus, for example, just like the deceased Horror Bob used to say it) he hasn't written a single blog or done one of his 'Coffee bvlogs (just watch him on the introductions. He can't decide whether to say Blog or vlog, so he usually ends up combining the two.

So William, you want to deny that you are a bully? That you don't harrass people? How are we able to report all of your posts that do just this, and facebook stands by us? Do you notice how they don't stand by you? The complaints we are making against you are upheld, whilst yours are thrown away like dirty diapers (you know, like Depends).

Yet again, as well as all the truth we have revealed and weathering another tirade from him solely focused on Dani Carnage complete with threats of court action and numerous 'Fuck off's', he has well and truly lost. Oh, and he got sacked by Linkville after claiming Linkville couldn't fire him.

Now there are even more people coming forward and speaking out against the seething mass of half-digested sandwiches, pirated horror films and terrible fan fiction and people continue coming forward.

You see William has wronged so many people. William has lied so much, he can't differentiate between reality and fiction. He is what is known as a pathological liar. He believes everything that comes out of his mouth (even though pretty much the only things that come out of his mouth are bits of food when he is eating and insults that were used in the 70s, as well as degrading, homophobic, racist and sexist remarks.

We are here for the long haul William. You can threaten with court all you wish. I know that Bobby Livingston has a case for defamation of character. I know that singling someone out with learning difficulties and calling them a 'retard' is considered a hate crime in the UK. We were all threatened by Brittany Thompson, who said she'd decapitate us with her friends and get people to hack our facebooks amongst other things. Although that was you, but it'll be hilarious you having to answer that in court. You also threatened Dani Carnage a few days ago. Oh, and just so you know, we can call witnesses, and if you lie under oath (such as saying Horror Bob is real, or I wrote Star Trek II and III, or I dated Kathleen Wilhoite) that is called Perjury, which is telling an untruth or making a misrepresentation under oath.

Your bravado does nothing for you. You just continue to perpetuate lies to try and save any credibility you have left (you don't have any credibility left though, just to let you know). You keep calling us liars, but this is mere projection to save yourself from the tides of truth that swallow you.

We have screen-shots of all of this William, so if you wish to go to court, please do. Our parody page isn't against the law. This blog isn't against the law.

So, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!


Wednesday, 13 July 2016

Inarguable proof that William Pattison IS Horror Bob.

Listening to the latest Wolf Pack Podcast, you will hear William Pattison aka Eric Morse talk about The Blood on Satan's Claw. He mentions a British Production company called Amegus. Yes, I'm sure he means Amicus. He say's Amegus around three times.

Here is the show where he says 'Amegus' around three times. I have included it here in full, because I completely expect William to remove it once he sees this.


So? He's obviously misheard the name right? Well, you might think that, but what are the chances both William Pattison and 'Horror' Bob Martin both know the company as Amegus? Pretty much less than zero right?

Well, if one were to check Horror Bob's 'HERO' post on Overblog (which you can reach by clicking HERE) you will see that Horror Bob does indeed also call the company Amegus.

'As we ate we talked horror. William has a wonderful knowledge of classic horror. We talked about Universal horror films and Hammer. We even chatted briefly about an old Amegus film we both enjoyed but has become a lost treasure, The Asphyx'.

So there you have it. One person making that mistake is somewhat believable (even though he considers himself an expert on horror). But two self-proclaimed experts on horror? To quote my mentor 'Get a fucking clue'.

So, anyways, keep America strong, watch horror films, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

Monday, 4 July 2016

100 names William Pattison is known by, and not one of them is 'horror author' or 'Eric Morse'.

Hello Howlers, and welcome to the latest post on Devour my Footlong. Today, after trawling the web looking at the different ways people describe William Pattison aka Eric Morse, and finding out that he may in fact not be Eric Morse at all, I thought I'd bring you one hundred names William Pattison is known by, and not one of them is Horror Author or Eric Morse. So, anyways, people, alrighty then:

1: Willy
2: Willy Patt
3: Hot Jizzum Master
4: Patticakes
5: Subway Crusher
6: Ugly Balloon Man
7: That idiot who always sticks his tongue out
8: What the Fuck?
9: Oh my flippin' God
10: The man who masturbates on the phone while talking to Anitra DeLorento
11: Piece of Shit
12: The guy who thinks Facebook friends are real, and cries about it if you disagree
13: Troll
14: Cyber Bully
15: Buzz Hound
16: Plagarist
17: The guy who wrote shitty books that had the Friday the 13th name on them, but didn't even feature Jason
18: Asshole
19: My favourite asshole
20: Kathleen Wilhoite's imaginary boyfriend
21: Smooch-a-sauras
22: Deranged
23: Crazy
24: Incontinent
25: The guy with one breast hanging much lower than the other
26: Cock-Shiner
27: Clit-Wart
28: Shit-pants Pattison
29: The fan fiction writer who saw a shadow and shit himself
30: The Guy who was voted out of the horror community
31: The Guy who was thrown out of the Paranormal Community
32: That fan fiction writer
33: Creepy stalker guy
34: The fat whiny guy
35: 5'4" of virgin
36: The guy who calls his hand Kathleen
37: The guy who called his Jeep Kathleen
38: The guy who has never known The Soska's
39: The sandwich guy
40: Jizzstainedtshirtman
41: The 52 year old virgin
42: The man who has never seen his penis
43: The man who got scared when women tried to kiss him in a club
44: The man who was offered anal sex by a thin woman, he turned her down, told her he was disgusted and ran away
45: Poor Willy
46: Delusional Willy
47: Shitty Fan Fiction writer
48: Billy Jack
49: Brittany Lynn Thompson
50: Jeanette Thompson
51: John Margolis
52: The squeaky-voiced fuck-nugget
53: The man who bragged he couldn't get sacked by Linkville Press, only to find himself sacked by Linkville Press
54: William Pattison who?
55: Who the fuck is William Pattison
56: That idiot who says he wrote Star Trek II
57: That idiot who says he wrote Star Trek III
58: That idiot who claims he wrote Yesterday's Enterprise
59: The guy who wrote the NON CANON Friday the 13th YOUNG ADULT novels
60: The guy who didn't write the NON CANON Friday the 13th YOUNG ADULT novels
61: Jizzmopper
62: Jizzlicker
63: Jizztaster
64: Master of Jizzum
65: Jizzum master
66: The man with his own gravitational pull
67: The man who can eat a Subway cookie in three bites
68: The guy who smells like dead racoon
69: The guy who smells like fish mixed with dead racoon and body odor
70: Mister Bouncy-belly
71: The Pedophile's best friend
72: Cry-baby
73: the boy who cried WAH
74: The victim
75: Guardian of the horror community
76: Movie pirate
77: Captain Spack-Notnarrow
78: Blimp
79: The guy who carries Jason's mask around like it's a security blanket
80: The guy who can't edit videos
81: The guy who stole shots from a movie and tried to pass them off as B-real footage
82: That guy who works at Walmart
83: The guy with the shitty pants
84: The cowardly lion
85: Clawless Pussy
86: Mr Block and then talk shit
87: Misogynist
88: Homophobe
89: Bill
90: Big Bill
91: Big Fat Bill
92: Demolition-ball-bill
93: The guy who eats from trashcans
94: San Matero's supersized superhero
95: Mr keychain and trenchcoat
96: The guy who flashes at anyone who'll look
97: Shitstream
98: Poopy McPoopson
99: Who?
100: Why?

So, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!

Thursday, 30 June 2016

William's helpers turn against him!!

William has returned once more, attempting to provide more glory for himself by having the second 'Writers in Horror recognition month'. First of all, why just thank the writers? What about the catering companies that feed cast and crews? What about the grips, the P.A's? Of course, it is glaringly obvious that the only reason William holds this event is in the hope someone will stroke his ego (lets face it, no one is going to want to stroke anything else are they?).

There was a terrible post shared last year by one of the Admins of the Writers in Horror recognition month, that called writer Bentley Little 'the poor mans Stephen King. How the fuck is that showing him appreciation? If anything, it is calling him second rate. Here is the post where it was said, just in case William likes to think he can blurt out that we are just spouting propoganda, which is purely William playing the victim once more by crying out he is being 'cyber-bullied'.

Secondly, the idea of sending a writer an email saying you appreciate them is rather redundant. For one, their inbox is full of all sorts of things. Secondly, if you want to show support to a writer, buy their books!! This is the greatest way of supporting any artist. Buy their product and show your appreciation by talking about it with your friends, family and see if they are interested enough to buy a copy.

Another thing William likes to do after these events is claim how popular they are. I have to mention, unless he has access to everyone's email who might send a 'letter' of appreciation (which he doesn't), he would have no way of knowing how popular the event is. None at all. So his false bragging at the end of such events is another way for him to shine a light on himself and show just how involved he is in this so called 'horror community' which voted he leave because liars, stalkers and misogynists have no place.

Funniest of all, one of William's admins posted this on the Writers of Horror recognition month page aimed squarely at William. It seems his admins are recognising he has mental problems. Apart from the slur at the end, each one of us stands behind this person and praises them for finally trying to help William Pattison aka Eric Morse. Here is the post for all to see.

Obviously this is in regard to William's constant mention of The Soska's, his pretending he dated Kathleen Wilhoite, his imagined friendship with Harlan Ellison and his constant battle with trolls, which is pretty much all he has written about in the last 5 years.

So, finally someone who has ties with William Pattison is reaching out to help him! Watch this space as this moves forward. It'll be interesting to see what goes down next!

So, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

Wednesday, 15 June 2016

William Pattison aka Eric Morse: Alledged supporter of horror and thief/pirate.

Yes, you read the title correctly. The man who claims to be all about supporting horror downloads his movies. Mr Pattison regularly uses Putlocker to watch movies on (because he claims to be low on cash, yet his niece Brittany Lynn Thompson claim they live in a multi-million dollar house, and that she has two cars).

We found an admission of this on his very own blog. Not only this, but we have also found proof that he is without a doubt lying about Star Trek II and III, and about the 'Importance' of his Friday the 13th novels (which also includes his non-existant knowledge of the franchise). Both of these subjects will be featured in upcoming blogs right here.

Here is where William Pattison aka Eric Morse admits to downloading movies. It is obvious he is doing it illegally, because he states he has a 'lack of funds'. I'm sure many of you agree that this is a despicable act, especially from a man who claims to help many people in horror and support people any way he can. Obviously when it comes to the most important way, he just cannot be bothered.

This is yet another revelation in the continuing snooping and digging we are doing. I have to say, his blog really is the most contradictory thing I have ever read. Even taking a casual glance over his written work on his blog, one will find many inconsistencies, such as the year he claims the Soska's didn't come onto his podcast, he claimed he had a wonderful birthday, and it was only a year later he mentions how the year before the Soska's 'shit' on him. The guy has concept of time or coherance.

Well, anyways, you can thank your friendly neighbourhood trolls and haters for finding this information. Even though everything we post here is true and has evidence to back up the counter claims, William still labels us as such. He is so far in denial, he's probably in Egypt.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

Friday, 10 June 2016

A changed man? No, he still continues to lie.

It seems William Pattison aka Eric Morse is back on Facebook, and is continuing to lie while making himself look like a complete dumbass once more (did anyone expect anything less?). I will share his latest post below.

As per usual, allow me to deconstruct his posts yet again.

He claims that Linkville Press aren't publishing him because their page was attacked by trolls? This makes very little sense. Linkville Press are paid by the writer to publish books, so the fact they are abandoning a customer because of an alledged troll is very poor business practice indeed, IF IT WERE TRUE.

You see howlers, William Pattison aka Eric Morse's Psychotic State: The Novel and The Traveler: A conflict of Interests are both still available on Amazon, yet Robert Diablo has been removed completely. Why is this William? Why is it that particular book that isn't available anymore? Is it because you admitted to stealing the story? It is isn't it? We know!! No matter how much you attempt to cover it up, you were caught out as a plagirist! Why else would Robert Diablo have disappeared off the face of the earth?

He names Bobby Livingston. This is hilarious in the extreme.Even more hilarious is William Pattison aka Eric Morse's use of the name Memnoch. You see, the Devil in Anne Rice's fifth book of The Vampire Chronicles. Nowhere else is the Devil referred to as Memnoch. It is blatantly obvious that Pattison's use of the name is because he did a quick Google search for 'Other names for the Devil', and still picks the one which outside of Anne Rice's books, doesn't mean shit. Well done William!!!

I apologise that this is a short post, but he continues to rehash the same old shit (kinda like his books and him copying Dr Who, the Soska's script for Bobby etc) and he typed a vacuous void of the same old hyperbole and propoganda he continues to put forth, even though the truth is out there.......

We thought our job might be done, but it doesn't seem to be so.Well, while he will continue to lie, we will continue to do our job and prove just how much of a hypocritical liar Pattison is.

Karma came, she saw and she kicked his ass.

Gore and Sub's Howlers. It was only a few months ago that William Pattison aka Eric Morse bragged about how Linkville Press couldn't fire him, and that his working relationship with them was excellent. So imagine the shock when Linkville Press posted this status on Facebook;

We also became aware that Robert Diablo has been removed both from Amazon and from Linkville Press' website. It is no longer available anywhere.

It therefore becomes blatantly obvious to us that William's admission in the foreward of that book, where he claims to have stole the story from a script by The Twisted Twins, was his downfall. I'm sure it didn't help with all of the negative Karma he spread, demonizing people with little to no reason, turning on his friends, posing as people on the internet, laughing when people got diagnosed with Cancer and wishing people got 'roofied and raped' when they went out to enjoy themselves.

The thing is Howlers, this group of people William Pattison aka Eric Morse has painted as cyberbullies got sick of his hypocrisy, of his lies and his cowardly tactic of blocking people and then talking shit about them without allowing them to reply. We worked tirelessly to uncover his lies, to bring things to light he had tried to hide. If he hadn't have made so many enemies, I doubt he would be in the situation he is in now.

The difference between us and William Pattison aka Eric Morse? There are many. We are honest. We never set out to hurt William (I began the first parody page simply because he blocked me and decided to talk shit about me after blocking me. I chose humor to address the balance). 

The Horror Socials group come from many different backgrounds, many different places and are fans of different things. They were all bought together by one thing. William Pattison had wronged them after blocking them. He had demonized them without reason. We could all see the hypocrisy in his posts. We had a place to share our experiences, to share memes that made each and every one of us laugh. Out of a rather dire situation, we became friends and a support network of sorts for those who William has chosen to victimize.

Then people started digging. The internet really is a goldmine of information. We found out Horror Bob isn't real, and that his picture was taken from a book readily available on Amazon. We found out William pretended to be in a relationship with Kathleen Wilhoite. We saw William pose as his niece and sister and threaten us with anything from decapitation, attack from dogs or reporting us to the FBI cyber-crimes unit. We withstood these attacks, calling his bluff and making humorous remarks, because retaliation isn't what we are about. We saw William share the phone numbers of those who he thought were harassing him, and give those numbers to Wayne Goulden whose wife then called these people pretending to be William's niece. He would constantly dig up past victims of his, referring to them as retards, losers, people who aren't creative etc. He would make videos slamming people, constantly complaining and whining and generally being his favourite derogatory word which I will use here; a bitch.

Then things started happening. More and more people were taking notice of us horror socials. Our ability to prove William Pattison for the lying imbecile he is made a lot more people come out and support us, providing screen shots of William's rants, posts and even finding age-old posts where his favourite RLSH calls him out for having an imaginary girlfriend.

The culmination of this is Linkville Press removing William Pattison from its publishing list. As previously mentioned, William Pattison rather stupidly admitted to stealing a script from The Twisted Twins and turning it into his own story. So even though William has been spouting off for years about said twins, Karma has come round and bitten him on the ass. While fortune seems to favour the Soska's, William Pattison was dealt another blow, and we hope that this time he sees his mistakes and tries to change himself for the better. What follows are some comments from the horror socials who shall remain anonymous;

'Please get help. You can be everything you want to be. I don't like liars, bullies or hypocrites. Now is the time. Get help, have some confidence, be positive. I will be watching'.

'I hope he takes this opportunity to let go of his hate and delusions and lives his life as he pleases. That he doesn't have to be 'the lion' or ;the alpha wolf. Write your books, tell your stories and stop hating on others'.

There are those out there who absolutely despise William Pattison, and have very good reason to. Their thoughts on him are a more morbid, so I will allude to those posts, but will not be repeating them here. I do and will continue to support the people who feel this way, even if I don't agree with their views, simply because I have seen the hell William Pattison aka Eric Morse has put them through. William has been a thorn in the side of many, and he doesn't seem to be able to see just how much of a bully and a troll he has been, deciding instead to label everyone else as such.

The only concern I have is that I highly doubt William will change at all. I think he will drop off the internet for a while, like he did when Harlan Ellison called him out about William Pattison knowing him. He will then return full of vitriol, attempting to name and shame as many of his alledged haters as he possibly can.

I can assure you that whatever path he takes, will will be here, watching and waiting.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!

Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Don't believe us? How about believing a certified Private Investigator who was friends with William Pattison?

Well well well Howlers. On one of his many missions in attempting to dig up dirt on William Pattison aka Eric Morse, Billy Jack came across a post by real-life superhero, certified private investigator and ex-friend of William Pattison aka Eric Morse. As you will see from the screen cap of the post below, while Jordon Mollern does take the softly softly approach as many of us have done previously, he still makes everyone aware of how genuinely disturbed William Pattison is. Just take a look for yourselves;

In the comments below said post, he goes into a little more depth behind his reasons for dismissing his friendship to the destroyer of Subs;

As you can see, what we have been saying all along isn't 'lies and propoganda' as William Pattison aka Eric Morse likes to label it. It is truth. The story is always the same when people seem to rally against William, but the names of the people saying these things change. I personally don't see a single way William Pattison aka Eric Morse can wriggle out of this one, especially as he still claims The Eye is one of his 'friends'.

In other news, William is still deleting fair and honest comments made by the people who he has blocked, delete d and then talked crap about on Facebook. The fact he will not allow anyone to reply to his shit-talking says a lot about the mans confidence.  You are not a victim anymore Pattison. You are an instigator. You create drama where there is none. You constantly lie and create things that never happened in your life just to make yourself seem more interesting.

The above screen caps were of posts taken three years ago, in July 2013. Three years ago. So this is hardly new news to anyone, yet those who support Pattison (of which we haven't seen a single person stand up for him) this may very well go some way to showing the truth about him. Open your eyes people, and stop drinking his Kool-Aid.

Alrighty then, so, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

Monday, 30 May 2016

William calls people out only to have them reply in kind on his Facebook pages.

As many of you know, Mr Peebody aka William Pattison aka Eric Morse has been calling anyone who disagrees with him trolls, stalkers and cyber bullies. He also refers to these people as cowards. He does this because when someone posts something he disagrees with, he blocks them and deletes their comments before launching into a tirade about how evil these people are.

Some people finally got sick of Pattison's cowardice and decided to post on the pages where William hasn't blocked them. Amongst them were Allen Alberson (aka Alan Albertson in Willie's world), Anitra DeLorenzo (aka Anitra DeLorento in Willie's world) , Dani Carnage and Eric Hyde.

Of course, William acted as usual and deleted these comments without having the balls to even acknowledge them, showing once more how much of a clawless pussycat he really is. Amazingly, two comments made by his alledged detractors have been up on one of his pages for over three days now, so this exposure  and proof that the people William calls out aren't anything like he says should go a long way to opening the eyes of those who believe every word he types or says.

Another thing. Does anyone remember, while William Pattison was calling Dani Carnage out for giving his book Robert Diablo a bad review, William made a point about him mispelling 'prose', and alledged that it was simply a typo on Facebook?

On William's fake Serious Reading interview, he makes the same 'typo'. It's amazing how much one man can commit the same 'typo'. It would make anyone think it isn't a 'typo' at all, and more the fault of the person writing the word. Don't you think?

We will continue to spill the Kool-Aid that William Pattison aka Eric Morse tries to make everyone drink, while he continues to give 'the claws' to anyone who might disagree with him, as the people above have found out when they were all blocked and deleted for absolutely no reason at all.

I am currently reading Psychotoc State: The Novel. I am not very far into it, but have already noticed a typo in the form of a Matron Jacobs being referred to as 'Matron Jacops 3% of the way into the book. Funniest of all though, is a sentence which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. William writes;

'David swore if his Dad raised his hand to his Mom he'd show what big of balls he had'.

Read over it. It makes no sense. None at all. Show what big of balls? What the actual fuck?

With that, I am off to drink some Gravy. I might even invest in a little Jus, as I hear it is a more expensive kind of gravy, so I definitely have to try that.

Saturday, 28 May 2016

Being a coward and the strange case of sexual harassment against William Pattison.

William Pattison aka Eric Morse is a coward. We have been saying this since this blog was created. Rather than discuss things like an adult, William likes to block and then talk shit about the people he has blocked. Amazingly, one of his past supporters recently corrected him on the whole 'The Gunfighter' mistake, only to find himself blocked. True to form, William went on and talked shit about this person.

Of course, as William Pattison is adept at naming cyber bullies (please note the intended sarcasm) this person contacted William using their own name, not citing any of the so-called 'propoganda' and approaching William as any of us would. As a normal human being. Below you will see the messages sent to William Pattison aka Eric Morse after this person found himself blocked for simply correcting William about The Gunslinger.

It couldn't have been put any nicer. The fact Pattison is talking shit about this person whilst also involving someone else is typical Pattison. Imagine our surprise (there wasn't any) when William Pattison aka Eric Morse deleted this post from his page. So Eric replied once more.

William Pattison aka Eric Morse still did not reply. Not personally anyway. A few hours ago, he posted this rebuttal which backs up just how much Pattison enjoys talking shit about people when he has blocked them.

I guess it is so much easier to type this sort of thing when you think the person you blocked isn't going to find out huh William Pattison aka Eric Morse? No one to counter what you put across, so you assume everyone thinks what you are saying is true. That isn't how things work though. You can't hide responses because it takes two people to argue. No one sees you as a victim. Your numerous posts and vlogs where you do nothing but spout negativity are your legacy. Your complaining about things way above your station, your continuous posts about people you have blocked and your self-importance show everyone much more than we could ever prove here. You are not a footnote William Pattison aka Eric Morse. You are a skidmark on the underwear of horror. Your constant negativity, withholding information when you disagree with people and constant blocking and deleting shows how insecure and childish you are. King of Splatterpunk? You are more like the runt of fan fiction.

Now let me counter each point Pattison makes.

Firstly, Eric writing for Dani Carnage's blog does not under any circumstances make Dani Eric's boss. It's a blog for fucks sake. Just because Eric writes does not instantly give Dani control over what Eric can and can't do. Obviously William has a very authoritarian view of working relationships, which again says a lot about himself.

Secondly, humans find things funny. We cannot turn off humor because one of our 'friends' is in a meme. I think Hyde's honesty is refreshing here. He found some of the memes funny. It doesn't mean he values you any less (but blocking, deleting and shit-talking behind his back might go a long way to doing that).

Thirdly, who the hell is Tom Gleda? William Pattison aka Eric Morse states that 'the most pathetic part' of one of our members posts was mispelling someones name. Of course, William Would never do such a thing would he (Tom Gleda is actually Tom Gleba, The Gunfighter is actually The Gunslinger. You can't make this up)!

Pattison has finally figured out that there are people on his friends list giving us information. How clever (it's only taken him a year). With your behaviour not changing and these blogs proficiently and undeniably showing you for the liar you are, many more are going to turn against you William Pattison aka Eric Morse. 

There is something else that we were made aware of. in a review of William Pattison aka Eric Morse's online fan fiction novel 'The Mask of Jason Vorhees', William strangely reveals something about his personal life which has little relevance to the actual book. In his own words, he writes;

'The next day I made the biggest mistake of my life. I asked a lady I'd known from work (I will not mention her name) for three years an asked her out for an Italian dinner to celebrate my book deal. Anyway to make a long story short, three weeks later I was charged with sexual harassment and lost my'.

This is surprising for a number of reasons. For one, William Pattison has said countless times that he has never been in trouble with the police. This admission (which he himself wrote) certainly disproves that claim. Secondly, how does asking someone out for dinner turn into sexual harassment? It is glaringly obvious that William has left out many primary details of what happened, which again screams guilt. I am not making light of this because it is a very serious charge. The fact he was charged with the act and lost his job must mean there was evidence provided against him, and that the sexual harassment took place at his place of work.

You remember a week or so ago, where we made fun of William Pattison aka Eric Morse calling the first Dark Tower book 'The Gunfighter'? William said it wasn't a big deal, and was just a 'slip of the tongue'. Of course we doubted this, seeing as he regularly cites the book as 'The Gunfighter' throughout his twenty minute 'Coffee vlog'. Imagine our surprise when we came across a post from two years ago where, you guessed it, he refers to the book once more as 'The Gunfighter'. The fact he alledgedly 'read it before most of you were born' has done little to lodge the actual title of the book (which is 'The Gunslinger') in his mind. If that was the case in reality (which I highly doubt consideringthe aforementioned 'slip of the tongue'. Here is the post from two years ago where he makes the same mistake again.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

Tuesday, 24 May 2016

This is frankly pitiful and painful but hilarious all the same.

Oh my flippin' god Howlers! My mentor put up a new post, and it made us laugh so much. Yet again he displays his lack of knowledge about film in general, and also his amazing ability to fuck up every spelling of things hee writes about. I will post the post made by William Pattison aka Eric Morse below, and then post corrections just for the sake of pointing out his very obvious stupidity.

His first claim that being executive producer is pretty much an honorary position with no power over the production is false in the extreme. Executive producers usually invest money into a production, so as they are putting finances into the film, they have some say over what is going to happen. An executive producer can also manage cast and crew and maintain a schedule on set. Hardly an honorary position William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

Blumehouse? What the hell is a Blumehouse? I assume he is talking about production house Blumhouse, lead by Jason Blum (not Blume, as William Pattison aka Eric Morse states).

I have no idea why William Pattison aka Eric Morse only states Blumhouse as producing the Paranormal Activity films when they are also responsible for Sinister 1 & 2, the Insidious films, The Green Inferno, Unfriended, The Town that Dreaded Sundown, The Purge/The Purge: Anarchy and many more.

Jose and the Pussycats? I'm sure he means Josie and the Pussycats and Blumhouse had absolutely nothing to do with that particular 2001 film. The producers are Universal Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures, Riverdale Productions and Marc Platt Productions.Wrong again William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

Jem and the Hologram? I think you've missed an 's' off the title of that particular film William Pattison aka Eric Morse. It is actually called Jem and the Holograms. Also, if being a producer is just an honorary title, you mentioning these films has absolutely no relevance to anything you are saying does it? If it is honorary, the fact Jason Blum is producer on these films means all he is doing is lending his name to them. Nothing more (as you say early in your post on Facebook, therefore nullifying the rest of the post. Dumbass).

Finally, you state that Blum creates films on a shoestring budget.. You do know the original Halloween was made for the tiny sum of $300,000. If that isn't a shoestring budget, I don't know what is.

So, another Facebook post that displays just how little Pattison knows about horror. Thank God he was voted out of the horror community. I don't think anyone wants someone like that around, who claims to be such a fan but doesn't even understand the basics, can't get the name of films, books or producers right and simply makes himself look increasingly more stupid with every subsequent post he makes.

So, anyways, Keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!

Friday, 20 May 2016

Possibly the most hilarious event yet!

Gore and Subs Howlers!This reply William Pattsion aka Eric Morse posted to The Horror Socials is frankly the funniest thing I have seen this year so far. Here is the post in full. Following it, I will pick it apart and analyse what is written.

Now let's start off with the names. Lol. How did he pick these names? Just pick them out of his Pork Pie hat? Secondly, we won't get a response, yet as you can see above, he responds. So he makes himself look like a total douchenozzle in the space of three sentences. Talk about hypocritical.

Thirdly, if no one gives a rats ass who the King of Splatter Punk is (By the way, it is definitely David J Schow) then why the fuck are you giving yourself the moniker? It really makes no sense if no one cares. Mistake number two William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

You think these blogs libel you? I disagree. We provide conclusive evidence in response to your lies. If you don't like them, come clean. Try being honest instead of consistently bullshitting every way you can. 400 fans? I doubt you have 4. Have you ever asked yourself why you never get any likes, hardly any comments and no one ever comes to defend you? Think about it William.

Lastly, I am assured time and again that we have the support of the horror community. Put simply, people are sick of you and your bullying. You cry victim, but every one of your coffee vlogs and blog posts paints a very different picture. You are a bully, and you don't like it because people are seeing you for what you really are.

Obsessive ranting? Us? Have you ever watched one of your Coffee Vlogs back? Ever read one of your many blogposts where you are calling someone out for getting you banned from a convention, or trying to get credit for yourself for being an important part of Friday the 13th (you aren't an important part of it and you never will be). Nice projection there William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

This post only goes to show just how much we are getting to him. How much power the truth holds.

As mentioned, if you want this to stop William, then come clean and stop the lies. It is that simple.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!