Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Don't believe us? How about believing a certified Private Investigator who was friends with William Pattison?

Well well well Howlers. On one of his many missions in attempting to dig up dirt on William Pattison aka Eric Morse, Billy Jack came across a post by real-life superhero, certified private investigator and ex-friend of William Pattison aka Eric Morse. As you will see from the screen cap of the post below, while Jordon Mollern does take the softly softly approach as many of us have done previously, he still makes everyone aware of how genuinely disturbed William Pattison is. Just take a look for yourselves;

In the comments below said post, he goes into a little more depth behind his reasons for dismissing his friendship to the destroyer of Subs;

As you can see, what we have been saying all along isn't 'lies and propoganda' as William Pattison aka Eric Morse likes to label it. It is truth. The story is always the same when people seem to rally against William, but the names of the people saying these things change. I personally don't see a single way William Pattison aka Eric Morse can wriggle out of this one, especially as he still claims The Eye is one of his 'friends'.

In other news, William is still deleting fair and honest comments made by the people who he has blocked, delete d and then talked crap about on Facebook. The fact he will not allow anyone to reply to his shit-talking says a lot about the mans confidence.  You are not a victim anymore Pattison. You are an instigator. You create drama where there is none. You constantly lie and create things that never happened in your life just to make yourself seem more interesting.

The above screen caps were of posts taken three years ago, in July 2013. Three years ago. So this is hardly new news to anyone, yet those who support Pattison (of which we haven't seen a single person stand up for him) this may very well go some way to showing the truth about him. Open your eyes people, and stop drinking his Kool-Aid.

Alrighty then, so, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

Monday, 30 May 2016

William calls people out only to have them reply in kind on his Facebook pages.

As many of you know, Mr Peebody aka William Pattison aka Eric Morse has been calling anyone who disagrees with him trolls, stalkers and cyber bullies. He also refers to these people as cowards. He does this because when someone posts something he disagrees with, he blocks them and deletes their comments before launching into a tirade about how evil these people are.

Some people finally got sick of Pattison's cowardice and decided to post on the pages where William hasn't blocked them. Amongst them were Allen Alberson (aka Alan Albertson in Willie's world), Anitra DeLorenzo (aka Anitra DeLorento in Willie's world) , Dani Carnage and Eric Hyde.

Of course, William acted as usual and deleted these comments without having the balls to even acknowledge them, showing once more how much of a clawless pussycat he really is. Amazingly, two comments made by his alledged detractors have been up on one of his pages for over three days now, so this exposure  and proof that the people William calls out aren't anything like he says should go a long way to opening the eyes of those who believe every word he types or says.

Another thing. Does anyone remember, while William Pattison was calling Dani Carnage out for giving his book Robert Diablo a bad review, William made a point about him mispelling 'prose', and alledged that it was simply a typo on Facebook?

On William's fake Serious Reading interview, he makes the same 'typo'. It's amazing how much one man can commit the same 'typo'. It would make anyone think it isn't a 'typo' at all, and more the fault of the person writing the word. Don't you think?

We will continue to spill the Kool-Aid that William Pattison aka Eric Morse tries to make everyone drink, while he continues to give 'the claws' to anyone who might disagree with him, as the people above have found out when they were all blocked and deleted for absolutely no reason at all.

I am currently reading Psychotoc State: The Novel. I am not very far into it, but have already noticed a typo in the form of a Matron Jacobs being referred to as 'Matron Jacops 3% of the way into the book. Funniest of all though, is a sentence which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. William writes;

'David swore if his Dad raised his hand to his Mom he'd show what big of balls he had'.

Read over it. It makes no sense. None at all. Show what big of balls? What the actual fuck?

With that, I am off to drink some Gravy. I might even invest in a little Jus, as I hear it is a more expensive kind of gravy, so I definitely have to try that.

Saturday, 28 May 2016

Being a coward and the strange case of sexual harassment against William Pattison.

William Pattison aka Eric Morse is a coward. We have been saying this since this blog was created. Rather than discuss things like an adult, William likes to block and then talk shit about the people he has blocked. Amazingly, one of his past supporters recently corrected him on the whole 'The Gunfighter' mistake, only to find himself blocked. True to form, William went on and talked shit about this person.

Of course, as William Pattison is adept at naming cyber bullies (please note the intended sarcasm) this person contacted William using their own name, not citing any of the so-called 'propoganda' and approaching William as any of us would. As a normal human being. Below you will see the messages sent to William Pattison aka Eric Morse after this person found himself blocked for simply correcting William about The Gunslinger.

It couldn't have been put any nicer. The fact Pattison is talking shit about this person whilst also involving someone else is typical Pattison. Imagine our surprise (there wasn't any) when William Pattison aka Eric Morse deleted this post from his page. So Eric replied once more.

William Pattison aka Eric Morse still did not reply. Not personally anyway. A few hours ago, he posted this rebuttal which backs up just how much Pattison enjoys talking shit about people when he has blocked them.

I guess it is so much easier to type this sort of thing when you think the person you blocked isn't going to find out huh William Pattison aka Eric Morse? No one to counter what you put across, so you assume everyone thinks what you are saying is true. That isn't how things work though. You can't hide responses because it takes two people to argue. No one sees you as a victim. Your numerous posts and vlogs where you do nothing but spout negativity are your legacy. Your complaining about things way above your station, your continuous posts about people you have blocked and your self-importance show everyone much more than we could ever prove here. You are not a footnote William Pattison aka Eric Morse. You are a skidmark on the underwear of horror. Your constant negativity, withholding information when you disagree with people and constant blocking and deleting shows how insecure and childish you are. King of Splatterpunk? You are more like the runt of fan fiction.

Now let me counter each point Pattison makes.

Firstly, Eric writing for Dani Carnage's blog does not under any circumstances make Dani Eric's boss. It's a blog for fucks sake. Just because Eric writes does not instantly give Dani control over what Eric can and can't do. Obviously William has a very authoritarian view of working relationships, which again says a lot about himself.

Secondly, humans find things funny. We cannot turn off humor because one of our 'friends' is in a meme. I think Hyde's honesty is refreshing here. He found some of the memes funny. It doesn't mean he values you any less (but blocking, deleting and shit-talking behind his back might go a long way to doing that).

Thirdly, who the hell is Tom Gleda? William Pattison aka Eric Morse states that 'the most pathetic part' of one of our members posts was mispelling someones name. Of course, William Would never do such a thing would he (Tom Gleda is actually Tom Gleba, The Gunfighter is actually The Gunslinger. You can't make this up)!

Pattison has finally figured out that there are people on his friends list giving us information. How clever (it's only taken him a year). With your behaviour not changing and these blogs proficiently and undeniably showing you for the liar you are, many more are going to turn against you William Pattison aka Eric Morse. 

There is something else that we were made aware of. in a review of William Pattison aka Eric Morse's online fan fiction novel 'The Mask of Jason Vorhees', William strangely reveals something about his personal life which has little relevance to the actual book. In his own words, he writes;

'The next day I made the biggest mistake of my life. I asked a lady I'd known from work (I will not mention her name) for three years an asked her out for an Italian dinner to celebrate my book deal. Anyway to make a long story short, three weeks later I was charged with sexual harassment and lost my job...fun...'.

This is surprising for a number of reasons. For one, William Pattison has said countless times that he has never been in trouble with the police. This admission (which he himself wrote) certainly disproves that claim. Secondly, how does asking someone out for dinner turn into sexual harassment? It is glaringly obvious that William has left out many primary details of what happened, which again screams guilt. I am not making light of this because it is a very serious charge. The fact he was charged with the act and lost his job must mean there was evidence provided against him, and that the sexual harassment took place at his place of work.

You remember a week or so ago, where we made fun of William Pattison aka Eric Morse calling the first Dark Tower book 'The Gunfighter'? William said it wasn't a big deal, and was just a 'slip of the tongue'. Of course we doubted this, seeing as he regularly cites the book as 'The Gunfighter' throughout his twenty minute 'Coffee vlog'. Imagine our surprise when we came across a post from two years ago where, you guessed it, he refers to the book once more as 'The Gunfighter'. The fact he alledgedly 'read it before most of you were born' has done little to lodge the actual title of the book (which is 'The Gunslinger') in his mind. If that was the case in reality (which I highly doubt consideringthe aforementioned 'slip of the tongue'. Here is the post from two years ago where he makes the same mistake again.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

Tuesday, 24 May 2016

This is frankly pitiful and painful but hilarious all the same.

Oh my flippin' god Howlers! My mentor put up a new post, and it made us laugh so much. Yet again he displays his lack of knowledge about film in general, and also his amazing ability to fuck up every spelling of things hee writes about. I will post the post made by William Pattison aka Eric Morse below, and then post corrections just for the sake of pointing out his very obvious stupidity.

His first claim that being executive producer is pretty much an honorary position with no power over the production is false in the extreme. Executive producers usually invest money into a production, so as they are putting finances into the film, they have some say over what is going to happen. An executive producer can also manage cast and crew and maintain a schedule on set. Hardly an honorary position William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

Blumehouse? What the hell is a Blumehouse? I assume he is talking about production house Blumhouse, lead by Jason Blum (not Blume, as William Pattison aka Eric Morse states).

I have no idea why William Pattison aka Eric Morse only states Blumhouse as producing the Paranormal Activity films when they are also responsible for Sinister 1 & 2, the Insidious films, The Green Inferno, Unfriended, The Town that Dreaded Sundown, The Purge/The Purge: Anarchy and many more.

Jose and the Pussycats? I'm sure he means Josie and the Pussycats and Blumhouse had absolutely nothing to do with that particular 2001 film. The producers are Universal Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures, Riverdale Productions and Marc Platt Productions.Wrong again William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

Jem and the Hologram? I think you've missed an 's' off the title of that particular film William Pattison aka Eric Morse. It is actually called Jem and the Holograms. Also, if being a producer is just an honorary title, you mentioning these films has absolutely no relevance to anything you are saying does it? If it is honorary, the fact Jason Blum is producer on these films means all he is doing is lending his name to them. Nothing more (as you say early in your post on Facebook, therefore nullifying the rest of the post. Dumbass).

Finally, you state that Blum creates films on a shoestring budget.. You do know the original Halloween was made for the tiny sum of $300,000. If that isn't a shoestring budget, I don't know what is.

So, another Facebook post that displays just how little Pattison knows about horror. Thank God he was voted out of the horror community. I don't think anyone wants someone like that around, who claims to be such a fan but doesn't even understand the basics, can't get the name of films, books or producers right and simply makes himself look increasingly more stupid with every subsequent post he makes.

So, anyways, Keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!

Friday, 20 May 2016

Possibly the most hilarious event yet!

Gore and Subs Howlers!This reply William Pattsion aka Eric Morse posted to The Horror Socials is frankly the funniest thing I have seen this year so far. Here is the post in full. Following it, I will pick it apart and analyse what is written.

Now let's start off with the names. Lol. How did he pick these names? Just pick them out of his Pork Pie hat? Secondly, we won't get a response, yet as you can see above, he responds. So he makes himself look like a total douchenozzle in the space of three sentences. Talk about hypocritical.

Thirdly, if no one gives a rats ass who the King of Splatter Punk is (By the way, it is definitely David J Schow) then why the fuck are you giving yourself the moniker? It really makes no sense if no one cares. Mistake number two William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

You think these blogs libel you? I disagree. We provide conclusive evidence in response to your lies. If you don't like them, come clean. Try being honest instead of consistently bullshitting every way you can. 400 fans? I doubt you have 4. Have you ever asked yourself why you never get any likes, hardly any comments and no one ever comes to defend you? Think about it William.

Lastly, I am assured time and again that we have the support of the horror community. Put simply, people are sick of you and your bullying. You cry victim, but every one of your coffee vlogs and blog posts paints a very different picture. You are a bully, and you don't like it because people are seeing you for what you really are.

Obsessive ranting? Us? Have you ever watched one of your Coffee Vlogs back? Ever read one of your many blogposts where you are calling someone out for getting you banned from a convention, or trying to get credit for yourself for being an important part of Friday the 13th (you aren't an important part of it and you never will be). Nice projection there William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

This post only goes to show just how much we are getting to him. How much power the truth holds.

As mentioned, if you want this to stop William, then come clean and stop the lies. It is that simple.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!

Monday, 9 May 2016

Pattison bathes in idiocy in latest 'Coffee Vlog'. At least it's not gravy this time.

Well Hello Howlers. It seems William Pattison aka Eric Morse has crossed the line once more. His latest 'Coffee Bvlog' talks about actors of different ethnicity being cast in roles that are not suited to their ethnicity. Unfortunately, his own intelligence lets him down again and again. Below, I will cover some points where Mr Pattison aka Morse slips up magificently. Feel free to refer back to the video if you don't think the points I am making are factual.

To begin with, Pattison claims he read the first 'The Dark Tower' book, which he lets everyone know is called 'The Gunfighter' before everyone who is watching his video was born. Why this is of concern is of little matter. The very fact that he calls it 'The Gunfighter' when the actual subtitle of the book is 'The Gunslinger' is more remarkable considering he claims to have read the book three times.

He then goes on to complain that an African/American actor has been cast as Roland Deschain. I'm not sure if it is ignorance on the part of William Pattison aka Eric Morse or whether he is so blinded by attempting to stay faithful to the original story, but Roland Deschain is going to be played by Idris Elba, who is not by any stretch of the imagination American. He is in fact English (my oh my it's like Black Friday being German all over again). You would think Pattison would research his output somewhat, but this shows how he has a tendency to go off on a tangent and mindlessly talk about something he knows very little about.

He also talks about a racism subtext in the second The Dark Tower book, where an African/American character makes derogatory comments towards white people. He then claims that because the main character is not white, the racism subtext will be lost. Now, I am quite sure that the racism subtext will be made even more apparent because as the ethnicity of the characters are swapped around, there is room for the writers to include white people making derogatory remarks about people who aren't white. Seeing as racism is hardly something that only happens from one colour to another, the ethnicity of the characters might have been changed, but that does not mean the issues that affected them because they are white, doesn't mean those issues will be discarded.

Pattison also goes on to talk about Scarlett Johanson's casting in the 'Ghost in the Shell' movie. He actually goes as far to claim that the character in the anime is caucasian. Now, as a long-time fan of anime, it has not escaped me that characters in anime are not strict on ethnicity in general. That doesn't mean that characters in anime are all caucasian.  Look at Kato in Doomed Megalopolis. He looks caucasian, but in the live action movie is definitely Japanese. Of course, the images featured in Manga are somewhat Americanised, but I honestly cannot think of a main character in anime that is caucasian. Perhaps it is down to how each individual sees the anime, but I doubt it goes that deep.

Does Pattison really believe there would have been such an uproar about the casting of an American actor if Major Motoko Kusanagi was caucasian? It is apparent from the very first anime that Motoko Kusanagi is Japanese. Even the Wikipedia page for her has her nationality as Japanese (yes, Wikipedia has something right). Pattison obviously isn't as much of a  fan of 'Ghost in the Shell' as he makes out, because it is incredibly common knowledge that Kusanagi is Japanese.

His ignorance in this coffee vlog is legendary. See if there is anything I have missed, and be sure to share below!!

So, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!

Thursday, 5 May 2016

Nikki tears her world apart while we tear William's lies apart/psychological evaluation of William Pattison.

Yet again, it has come to our intention that William Pattison aka Eric Morse is full of male cow feces.

I'm not sure how many of you know about this, but William 'directed' (his own claim) a music video for Count Six String called 'Nikki Tears her World Apart'. In a conversation with someone, he claims that Kathleen Wilhoite sent him B-reel footage from the film 'Color of Night'.

Amazingly, the shots William Pattison uses for the music video are not B-reel footage at all, but are actually taken from the beginning of the film (the first seven minutes or so to be exact).

All Pattison has done is edit out the credits by enlarging the picture, while concentrating on the scenes that feature Kathleen Wilhoite.

Here are some pictures of the timings so you can see for yourself where he used the clips from the film 'Color of Night'.

As well as the picture at the top of this post, this is a screen capture of one of the scenes William Pattison aka Eric Morse uses for his music video he directed, which he claims is b-reel footage.

If you don't wish to accept the validity of the claims here, feel free to do your own comparison. I will link the video below.

 Click HERE to view the music video 'Nikki Tears her World Apart'. You can see in the videos description that William Pattison claims he directed the video.

Uploaded on 2 Feb 2011
This is the music video for the single by Count6String
Lyrics by William Pattison and Wayne Goulden
Video directed by William Pattison

So there you have it. More validity to the claims that William Pattison aka Eric Morse is full of crap. His imagined relationship with Kathleen Wilhoite reeks of Erotomania, which is a delusion where a person (usually a woman) believes that another person of higher social stature is in love with them. Before you ask me where my qualifications are William, if you do have a degree in psychology, it does not mean you can diagnose mental problems. Psychology focuses on behaviour and why we do the things we do (amongst other things, but I will keep the definition broad so as not to scare him away). I feel you have psychiarty and psychology somewhat confused, so I hope this little explanation helps you out somewhat.

As my studies are in psychology (yes William, you read that right) I can safely presume that while William Pattison does display an issue of Erotomania, he also displays something called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. A personality disorder is a pattern of abnormal or deviant behaviour that the person doesn't change (his obsession with the Soska's) even though it causes emotional upsets with people at work and in personal relationships. It is not limited (which means the following isn't the only cause, hence why psychology comes into play) to episodes of mental illness and it is not caused by drug and alcohol abuse, head injury or illness (DSM-IV).

All personality disorders show up in deviations from cognition, affectivity, interpersonal functions and impulsivity.

There is evidence to suggest that Narcissism is caused by early affective deprivation (William wasn't shown affection as a child, which explains a lot). Narcissists self-reports are unreliable (the reviews William gives his own work, the lies he tells about his life) because lying is the most common complaint about narcissists. Defects of empathy (how William empathizes with other individuals) lead narcissists to wildly inaccurate misinterpretations of other people's speech and actions (everyone who disagrees with William is a troll or hater).

Some other key points of NPD are: Exaggerated sense of self importance (for example lying about achievements, talents and expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements.

A preoccupation of fantasies of unlimited success (his books), power (the protector of horror), brilliance (his numerous non-achievements in different medias), beauty or ideal love(Kathleen Wilhoite).

Believes he is 'special' and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other high status people or institutuions (his rallying against the horror socials/those who drink and socialise at conventions etc).

Requires excessive admiration (his crying out for fans to help him enter conventions, the Friday the 13th books etc).

Has a sense of self-entitlement (the young adult Friday the 13th books giving him entry into the franchise that HE feels entitiled to).

Selfishly takes advantage of others to achieve his own ends (throwing his friends under the bus so the heat is taken off him, blaming others for his rantings).

Lacks empathy (putting down Jews with racist comments, hoping women get roofied and raped).

Is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him (The Soska's, Jessica Cameron, Women in Horror, the list goes on).

Shows arrogant, patronizing or contemptuous behaviours or attitudes (his contemptuous attitude towards women in horror, anyone who doesn't agree with him etc).

So Howlers, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!

Sunday, 1 May 2016

William is caught out again.

Well, Howlers, I don't know how long it is going to take William Pattison aka Eric Morse to understand this, but we deal in truth. The devourer of footlongs made a post a couple of days ago. Here is a screenshot of what was said.

The fact the man has the audacity to call us sick and pathetic, and a lying, sick, piece of shit is hilarious. This is the behaviour William Pattison aka Eric Morse descibes as 'trolling'. But that is for another post (he keeps royally crossing the line in that respect, so you can be assured a blog post will be made about his continuous trolling of anyone who disagrees with him).

Now, notice how after throwing Lucas Marlone under the bus (and knowing he is doing as such, hence the apology) he claims we don't give a shit about the Soska's, the horror socials or horror in general. Before I provide evidence to the contrary which will yet again show how full of shit Pattison is, I have no idea why yet again William Pattison has to involve the Soska's. He mentions the horror socials, yet he is the only one who sees this so-called group of horror fans who socialise with each other. I can safely say that we never said any of this. Billy Jack was in contact with Lucas Marlone (pictured below) and has supplied screen caps of his conversation with Marlone.

 In the interests of honesty, I have the permission of Billy Jack to share these screen caps of the conversation between him and Marlone. As you will see, there is no mention of anyone not caring about the horror socials, horror in general or the Soska's. This is William attempting to fuel the fire against us. He still chooses to lie to combat our truths. He doesn't learn. Without any more rambling, here are is the conversation between Billy Jack and Lucas Marlone. Billy Jack's messages are in blue, while Marlone's are in grey.

 As you can see, there is no mention of anything William Pattison aka Eric Morse claims we have said. Should he continue to wish to lie, then we will continue to disprove every little piece of bullshit his stupid, mysogynistic bullying mouth spews forth. Marlone has William Pattison aka Eric Morse down to a T, as the following messages between Marlone and Billy Jack show.

And here is the rest of the message so you can all read what one of William's 'friends' says about him. He is willing to sacrifice his friendships and throw his friends under the bus so the heat is off him. It doesn't work like that William Pattison aka Eric Morse aka COWARD.

Then there is this message, which clearly shows our intentions. I ask you William Pattison aka Eric Morse, read this slowly, then read it again. Understand.

This is where your problem lies William Pattison aka Eric Morse. You continue to lie, sacrifice friends to take the heat of yourself and lie about things which we never said. You don't seem to understand that we are prepared for anything you throw at us. Anytime we talk to someone, screenshots are saved. It's that little thing that you seem never to have. EVIDENCE. For anyone who thinks we make this stuff up, hopefully this will go someway to convince you that everything we write about William Pattison is true, and that everything that he spews forth in, and I quote 'Total bullshit'.

The only legacy Pattison is building is one of alienation, loneliness and lies. If he wants that to be his epitaph, then he is definitely on the right track.

Aaaaaaaaalrighty then........so........anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subway's. Mine's a footlong!!!