William Pattison aka Eric Morse and Twisted Terror Convention.

In compiling all of William Pattison aka Eric Morse's online spats, this has to be one of the funniest, and again shows that Pattison aka Morse does seem to harrass women to try and get his name out there (hence why he is told to stop all emails to Dorine). This was shown again when he was told he wasn't appearing at the Twisted Terror Convention. Pattison aka Morse had the gumption to make two claims that he had been ripped-off, which wasn't true. Yet his over-inflated ego and total denial of how famous (i.e not at all) he is actually gave him the courage to try and argue the points over the internet, and even go as far as threaten someone who replied with being libellous (let it be known that William aka Eric has threatened people with the FBI, claiming they have files on people who he accused of bullying him amongst other things). Pattison obviously knows little of law, but I am sure anyone who has had a run-in with him before would know.

Both time he wrote his complaints they were identical. I will include both here for you all to read and laugh at. It's even funnier that neither of the organizers of Twisted Terror Con took the time to reply to him, invalidating his complaints even more.

To read what William aka Eric wrote to Ripoff Report, click HERE for the funny.

To read what William aka Eric wrote to Complaints.com, click HERE for the funny.

So remember, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!

William Pattison aka Eric Morse, FromDuskTillCon and him attempting to bully his way into a convention.

This will open more people's eyes to just how much of a bully Pattison aka Morse is. To read how he attempts to bully his way into FromDuskTillCon, click HERE for the funny.

It starts off innocently enough, with William aka Eric saying how he was told that he would have a table at the convention, and that he and Victor Miller deserve to be at the convention.

He then gets a little psychotic, calling the organiser a myriad of degrading names (and this is after he told everyone to be nice and courteous) before launching into a number of tirades about how he isn't a fan fiction writer (he is) and how he deserves a place at the convention because he wrote the first original Friday the 13th novels (which no one cares about because they don't even contain the flagship of Friday the 13th, Jason Vorhees).

He also mentions how he is known in horror circles as 'The Harlan Ellison of horror'. Now I am not sure what made him type this, but likening himself to Ellison is more proof of Pattison aka Morse's madness.

I wonder why he doesn't call himself that anymore, and has changed his title to 'the king of splatterpunk'(or as we know him, the King of Splatterpants, after the incident of him seeing a shadow of a man in a hat and releasing his bowells in the street and walking home). Is it because Harlan spanked his, and I quote '-pimply white ass'?

So remember, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!