This will open more people's eyes to just how much of a bully Pattison aka Morse is. To read how he attempts to bully his way into FromDuskTillCon, click HERE for the funny.
It starts off innocently enough, with William aka Eric saying how he was told that he would have a table at the convention, and that he and Victor Miller deserve to be at the convention.
He then gets a little psychotic, calling the organiser a myriad of degrading names (and this is after he told everyone to be nice and courteous) before launching into a number of tirades about how he isn't a fan fiction writer (he is) and how he deserves a place at the convention because he wrote the first original Friday the 13th novels (which no one cares about because they don't even contain the flagship of Friday the 13th, Jason Vorhees).
He also mentions how he is known in horror circles as 'The Harlan Ellison of horror'. Now I am not sure what made him type this, but likening himself to Ellison is more proof of Pattison aka Morse's madness.
I wonder why he doesn't call himself that anymore, and has changed his title to 'the king of splatterpunk'(or as we know him, the King of Splatterpants, after the incident of him seeing a shadow of a man in a hat and releasing his bowells in the street and walking home). Is it because Harlan spanked his, and I quote '-pimply white ass'?
So remember, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!
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