William Pattison seems to be back to his strong (sarcasm) self, talking smack about Billy Jack on his new coffee vlog (I won't link you to it, as I have sat through it myself). Seeing this Jabba the Hutt wannabe spew forth his rantings about an author who has sold millions of books. He whines and moans about James Patterson (who I am surprised he doesn't make out he is related to by mispronouncing his last name as 'Patterson instead of Pattison, the same way as he mispronounces 'Morse' as 'Morris').
When William Pattison writes something worth reading, that has some kind of flow, some kind of composition and some kind of story (and he learns how to spell), then maybe he might have a right to complain. But seeing as he calles himself the 'King of Splatterpunk' (he obviously has no idea what splatterpunk even is. I am sure David J Schow (the TRUE King of Splatterpunk) would have something to say about William proclaiming himself as such. Which is why I suggest when ever William is mentioned as the 'King of Splatterpunk', we place the words 'self-proclaimed' before it, just so people know.
Also, he claims that Billy Jack isn't bothering him, and that he doesn't look at the parody page. He goes on to say no one is interested in what is on the parody page. A minute or so later, he says that his friends keep looking at the parody page and telling him to check it out. So which is it William? It has to be one or the other, or are you bullshitting about both?
He goes on to claim Billy Jack is homophobic. I would be happy to see any evidence William has to back up this claim. In reality though, it is nothing more that William throwing back what we have proven against him.
Also, if he isn't bothered about the parody page, why bring it up and spend close to ten minutes talking about it? The best you can come up with is Billy Jack is homophobic? You've had close to three months, and that is the best you can do? Excuse me while I cry with laughter at your pitiful attempt at slapping Billy Jack down. Fuck Billy Jack? If you could, I have no doubt you would. What other chance of getting laid do you have? Women don't go for dead raccoon-smelling cry-baby fifty year olds who live in their sisters basement and cry about twins who go from strength to strength (did you see that they are getting a second season of Hellevator? So much for it being cancelled after a few episodes). It must be hard never being right. But you do have our pity. Of that we are sure.
The thing is William, we don't care who has tried to take you down in the past. You claim you are winning, yet you bemoan the parody page, you have your facebook profile set to private (therefore stopping you from getting any more fans) and constantly have to watch every profile you have.
You also don't have anything like a workphone. You are an independent contractor. Your phone is your own.
The front you are attempting to portray was shattered when you went silent for the last few months of 2015. Saying you are back means nothing. We have already won. You have been shut down, and you know it. On your season premiere of your blogtalk radio show, you got flustered and didn't speak because your phone was being called. You had nothing to say. You say you don't take calls on your show, but do you remember Yo Soy Ramon? We do. You took a call that night didn't you?
So anyways, keep America strong, drink your coffee (sippy sippy *slurp* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh) and eat your Subway's! Mine's a footlong!!
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