'My buddy Jesse Ridgeway, aka McJuggerNuggets, is working on his Aunt Jackie's small house in her yard so he can move in. While he and his friends are working they hears scary sounds....What you think George R Lopez, Mike Boler, and other paranormal investigators? Does Jesse have a spirit problem????'.
He claims he is buddys with Jesse, yet he doesn't even know anything about the video he is referring to. In the video *spoiler* it is revealed that Jesse's aunt has an intercom in the loft of the property, and is pranking Jesse and company.
That's right howlers. William is lying about who his buddies are again. Surely if he was such good friends, he would have watched the whole damn video rather than just comment on the title (which he has obviously done. It is glaringly obvious).
Even funnier, he then posted this - 'My buddy from Germany, Black Friday, got engaged. I want to say congratulations. I wish you both the best...'.
We have had it pointed out to us, and I can confirm that Black Friday is in fact Australian. Mind you, with how easy it is to confuse a German accent with an Australian one, this might come as no surprise to some (i.e other people of low intelligence with a penchant for embellishing their lives with lies).
Remember Howlers, we are here to shine a light on Willy Shitpants' bullshit. It's a 24/7 job, but like washing his underwear, serving him in sandwich shops and deep cleaning the buses he rides on, somebody has to do it.
So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!
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