Friday 20 May 2016

Possibly the most hilarious event yet!

Gore and Subs Howlers!This reply William Pattsion aka Eric Morse posted to The Horror Socials is frankly the funniest thing I have seen this year so far. Here is the post in full. Following it, I will pick it apart and analyse what is written.



Now let's start off with the names. Lol. How did he pick these names? Just pick them out of his Pork Pie hat? Secondly, we won't get a response, yet as you can see above, he responds. So he makes himself look like a total douchenozzle in the space of three sentences. Talk about hypocritical.

Thirdly, if no one gives a rats ass who the King of Splatter Punk is (By the way, it is definitely David J Schow) then why the fuck are you giving yourself the moniker? It really makes no sense if no one cares. Mistake number two William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

You think these blogs libel you? I disagree. We provide conclusive evidence in response to your lies. If you don't like them, come clean. Try being honest instead of consistently bullshitting every way you can. 400 fans? I doubt you have 4. Have you ever asked yourself why you never get any likes, hardly any comments and no one ever comes to defend you? Think about it William.

Lastly, I am assured time and again that we have the support of the horror community. Put simply, people are sick of you and your bullying. You cry victim, but every one of your coffee vlogs and blog posts paints a very different picture. You are a bully, and you don't like it because people are seeing you for what you really are.

Obsessive ranting? Us? Have you ever watched one of your Coffee Vlogs back? Ever read one of your many blogposts where you are calling someone out for getting you banned from a convention, or trying to get credit for yourself for being an important part of Friday the 13th (you aren't an important part of it and you never will be). Nice projection there William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

This post only goes to show just how much we are getting to him. How much power the truth holds.

As mentioned, if you want this to stop William, then come clean and stop the lies. It is that simple.

So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!

1 comment:

  1. Could you imagine a debate between Drumpf and Pattsion?

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