This is frankly pitiful and painful but hilarious all the same.

Oh my flippin' god Howlers! My mentor put up a new post, and it made us laugh so much. Yet again he displays his lack of knowledge about film in general, and also his amazing ability to fuck up every spelling of things hee writes about. I will post the post made by William Pattison aka Eric Morse below, and then post corrections just for the sake of pointing out his very obvious stupidity.



His first claim that being executive producer is pretty much an honorary position with no power over the production is false in the extreme. Executive producers usually invest money into a production, so as they are putting finances into the film, they have some say over what is going to happen. An executive producer can also manage cast and crew and maintain a schedule on set. Hardly an honorary position William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

Blumehouse? What the hell is a Blumehouse? I assume he is talking about production house Blumhouse, lead by Jason Blum (not Blume, as William Pattison aka Eric Morse states).

I have no idea why William Pattison aka Eric Morse only states Blumhouse as producing the Paranormal Activity films when they are also responsible for Sinister 1 & 2, the Insidious films, The Green Inferno, Unfriended, The Town that Dreaded Sundown, The Purge/The Purge: Anarchy and many more.

Jose and the Pussycats? I'm sure he means Josie and the Pussycats and Blumhouse had absolutely nothing to do with that particular 2001 film. The producers are Universal Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures, Riverdale Productions and Marc Platt Productions.Wrong again William Pattison aka Eric Morse.

Jem and the Hologram? I think you've missed an 's' off the title of that particular film William Pattison aka Eric Morse. It is actually called Jem and the Holograms. Also, if being a producer is just an honorary title, you mentioning these films has absolutely no relevance to anything you are saying does it? If it is honorary, the fact Jason Blum is producer on these films means all he is doing is lending his name to them. Nothing more (as you say early in your post on Facebook, therefore nullifying the rest of the post. Dumbass).

Finally, you state that Blum creates films on a shoestring budget.. You do know the original Halloween was made for the tiny sum of $300,000. If that isn't a shoestring budget, I don't know what is.

So, another Facebook post that displays just how little Pattison knows about horror. Thank God he was voted out of the horror community. I don't think anyone wants someone like that around, who claims to be such a fan but doesn't even understand the basics, can't get the name of films, books or producers right and simply makes himself look increasingly more stupid with every subsequent post he makes.

So, anyways, Keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!