Well, Howlers, it appears my mentor has been lying rather a lot. First, we found out that Horror Bob never existed. Take a look at Horror Bob's picture on his blogger profile (pictured above).
Now, take a look at this book on amazon and this post on E-cards. Does the picture seem familiar?
Look how similar to William Pattison Horror Bob's wife Jennifer writes. It's uncanny.
So it is quite obvious that if Horror Bob doesn't exist (I would like to say that there is no public record of Bob, his wife, his son or a video store, plus the evidenc above that has come to light) it would make sense that William Pattison's story about him being a 'hero' and saving a woman from having her face slashed is false. He made it up. Again, there is no public record, no police record of the incident, and the only Guadalupe Gonzalez that comes up is a Miss World contestant. Amazingly, Nikki Mallia, who William Pattison wrote a song about performed by Count Six String, is also the name of a Miss World contestant. Do you see a pattern forming here?
Pattison also repeatedly uses fake profiles. He uses the profiles of his alledged sister, his alledged niece and a singer/lyricist by the name of John Margolis. Just visit William Morse AKA Eric Patterson to see him attempting to goad the people who he assumes run the page. Little does he know there is quite the network of people working throughout the day and night pulling this info up about him, as it is incredibly easy to find on the internet.
William Pattison also claimed that Brandon Slagle had been asked to go on his show three times, but Slagle refused, so Pattison 'royally black-balled him'. Imagine our surprise (sarcasm) when Brandon Slagle informs us that he never got an invite to be on Pattison's show, and doesn't even know who the hell William Pattison AKA Eric Morse is.
There was also the time Pattison made profiles in the names of Kathleen Wilhoite and Zarabeth MaGee (Wilhoite was in Witchboard, and her character's nickname was Zarabeth). It was found out by Toublius Oobach outed Morse as the person behind the fake profiles.
Pattison Also claims that he wrote the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode 'Yesterday's Enterprise'. We have had confirmation from one of the two writers of that episode that Mr Pattison had absolutely nothing to do with that episode whatsoever, nor did he work on Star Trek II and Star Trek III.
One last little bit of info. Has anyone else realised that Mr Pattison mispronounces his pen names last name as 'Morris'? How he claims to know Johnny Depp? Well, Eric Morris is a famous acting coach, so I can only assume that Pattison mispronounces his pen name's last name so people will undoubtedly associate the two names together. What he doesn't expect is that people will think 'If William Morse is such good friends with Johnny Depp, why does Johnny Depp only know Morse by his pen name? He is honestly insulting everyone's intelligence with his exploits, and I am quite saddened that there are people out there who are willing to defend him (at least I assume these people are real. But judging by his past and present exploits, the chances are he has created his fans and their facebook pages).
I implore the readers of this piece to share this far and wide, and also tell people to join the William Morse AKA Eric Patterson page on Facebook.
So remember, keep America strong, drink your gravy and Eat Subways!! Mine's a footlong!
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