Horror and scares my fellow footlong lovers. Yes Howlers, it appears William Pattison's lies have caught up to him once more. Due to a poor turnout (according to people who went to the convention), guests have not been paid for appearing at the convention.
Hold on though, didn't William Pattison say he made lots of money and was constantly busy at the convention? Isn't he fishing for photos of himself and his (imaginary) fans took of him at the convention?
The above statement answers these questions. He is lying again. Another lame attempt at making himself seem to be something he will never be. He insults the intelligence of everyone who considers him to be anything other than a lying sack of half digested Subways and Burgers.
Of course he made thousands of dollars! He's young adult novelist William Pattison.
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