Pissing in a cupboard vs pissing and shitting your pants in public because you thought you saw a ghost.

William Pattison aka Eric Morse tried to create drama, belittling Kane Hodder for urinating in a cupboard at a paranormal investigation. The thing was, my mentor got the place wrong. Amazingly, when he invited his 'friends' (and I use the term loosely) to comment on more drama he tried to create, the reaction was priceless. Here is a screen cap of one of the comments.







Hilarious right? His facts were all wrong, and the lady had no idea who the hell he is/was/has been etc.

So Pattison didn't think it was right that Kane pissed in a cupboard. Imagine my surprise when my mentor posted this status.


That's right. He released his bowels and urinated himself. In public. The only reason he was looking back was to make sure he didn't leave a trail of feces that could be used to follow him home. And 'in the paranormal'? Really? In the paranormal what? It becomes more and more apparent, the more he types, that he can't spell for toffee, and that it is no wonder his new book Robert Diablow hasn't been released yet. The person that he pays (yes, he has to pay a fee to get his book edited) is probably having to write the whole book again, judging from the amount of spelling mistakes ole' shitty pants Billy makes when he writes Facebook comments.

We are here to uncover the lies people, and out William Pattison AKA Eric Morse as the liar we know he is. So remember, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mines a footlong!