Wednesday 27 April 2016

Is Horror Bob dead or alive??




We all know the story of how William Pattison made up Horror Bob (with extensive research done to try and find this 'Bob Masters', and not being able to find a single shred of evidence, it was glaringly obvious how he was nothing more than a figment of Pattison's imagination. That isn't even to mention how Bob Masters was alledgedly born on Friday the 13th and died on a Friday the 12th. I'm not making this up.

So, this begs the question as to why Horror Bob's page, which was alledgedly handed over to Pattison by Bob Masters wife, is still written by someone who at times writes as if they aren't William Pattison.The screen shot of a very recent post where he does this is featured at the top of this blog post.

Pattison posted about the anniversary of his mothers death on the Horror Bob page, leading some of the horror social members to declare they are in fact brothers!!

Pattison goes on to exclaim how his mother was a huge horror fan, and it all began for her when she saw 'William Wales' Frankenstein. Now you would think, with William Pattison holding horror in such high regard and enjoying the films of Amigus (I'm sure he meant Amicus) and being a huge fan of The Amazing Melting Man (I'm sure he meant The Incredible Melting Man) that he would have the knowledge to know that James Whale directed the 1931 version of Frankenstein. Which again goes some way to destroy any credibility William Pattison is so desperately trying to claw back as each and every one of his lies is proven as such, hilarious videos are made parodying his antics and the work of the relentless 'Billy Jack' taking him off of his pedestal he seems to think he belongs on. Nevermind the fact that info such as who directed the 1931 version of Frankenstein is very very easy to find on the internet.

William has posted earlier today explaining he is sick. Myself and the horror socials wish him well, and hopefully he will feel better soon. Remember William, rest and drink lots of clear liquids (gravy is unfortunately a no-no, as is Marinara sauce.

So, anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!!




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