In compiling all of William Pattison aka Eric Morse's online spats, this has to be one of the funniest, and again shows that Pattison aka Morse does seem to harrass women to try and get his name out there (hence why he is told to stop all emails to Dorine). This was shown again when he was told he wasn't appearing at the Twisted Terror Convention. Pattison aka Morse had the gumption to make two claims that he had been ripped-off, which wasn't true. Yet his over-inflated ego and total denial of how famous (i.e not at all) he is actually gave him the courage to try and argue the points over the internet, and even go as far as threaten someone who replied with being libellous (let it be known that William aka Eric has threatened people with the FBI, claiming they have files on people who he accused of bullying him amongst other things). Pattison obviously knows little of law, but I am sure anyone who has had a run-in with him before would know.
Both time he wrote his complaints they were identical. I will include both here for you all to read and laugh at. It's even funnier that neither of the organizers of Twisted Terror Con took the time to reply to him, invalidating his complaints even more.
To read what William aka Eric wrote to Ripoff Report, click HERE for the funny.
To read what William aka Eric wrote to Complaints.com, click HERE for the funny.
So remember, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!
Sunday, 20 March 2016
William Pattison aka Eric Morse, FromDuskTillCon and him attempting to bully his way into a convention.
This will open more people's eyes to just how much of a bully Pattison aka Morse is. To read how he attempts to bully his way into FromDuskTillCon, click HERE for the funny.
It starts off innocently enough, with William aka Eric saying how he was told that he would have a table at the convention, and that he and Victor Miller deserve to be at the convention.
He then gets a little psychotic, calling the organiser a myriad of degrading names (and this is after he told everyone to be nice and courteous) before launching into a number of tirades about how he isn't a fan fiction writer (he is) and how he deserves a place at the convention because he wrote the first original Friday the 13th novels (which no one cares about because they don't even contain the flagship of Friday the 13th, Jason Vorhees).
He also mentions how he is known in horror circles as 'The Harlan Ellison of horror'. Now I am not sure what made him type this, but likening himself to Ellison is more proof of Pattison aka Morse's madness.
I wonder why he doesn't call himself that anymore, and has changed his title to 'the king of splatterpunk'(or as we know him, the King of Splatterpants, after the incident of him seeing a shadow of a man in a hat and releasing his bowells in the street and walking home). Is it because Harlan spanked his, and I quote '-pimply white ass'?
So remember, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!
It starts off innocently enough, with William aka Eric saying how he was told that he would have a table at the convention, and that he and Victor Miller deserve to be at the convention.
He then gets a little psychotic, calling the organiser a myriad of degrading names (and this is after he told everyone to be nice and courteous) before launching into a number of tirades about how he isn't a fan fiction writer (he is) and how he deserves a place at the convention because he wrote the first original Friday the 13th novels (which no one cares about because they don't even contain the flagship of Friday the 13th, Jason Vorhees).
He also mentions how he is known in horror circles as 'The Harlan Ellison of horror'. Now I am not sure what made him type this, but likening himself to Ellison is more proof of Pattison aka Morse's madness.
I wonder why he doesn't call himself that anymore, and has changed his title to 'the king of splatterpunk'(or as we know him, the King of Splatterpants, after the incident of him seeing a shadow of a man in a hat and releasing his bowells in the street and walking home). Is it because Harlan spanked his, and I quote '-pimply white ass'?
So remember, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!!
Friday, 26 February 2016
Willy lies to cover his lies. What a surprise.....
Hmmmm. Today William Pattison aka Eric Morse posted this: -
Imagine just how much we laughed at the man who is trying to disguise his lies with more lies. Yet again, I will provide evidence that shows William Pattison gave his own book 5 stars on Goodreads.
It speaks for itself. Unfortunately we are not blind idiots. It is there for all to see. YOU RATED YOUR OWN BOOK 5 STARS!!!
So obviously you are faking reviews. You are biased, are not reviewing it subjectively and not offering any criticism whatsoever. They are all features of a review. The fact that you simply give yourself 5 stars screams of insecurity. The fact you have to rate your work so highly and no one else does (Amber not included, because she rates everything you write with 5 stars) speaks volumes about not only your own confidence in your own work (which you obviously have very little of) but also your lack of confidence in all other areas of your life.
No one here will 'give you a fucking break' while you continue to lie, even when the evidence is clear for all to see. If an author wants their book to sell, I don't see why they wouldn't put their own money into it. Again, this shows William Pattison aka Eric Morse's immaturity and lack of knowledge about the entertainment industry. You have to put money in to get money out. It is that simple.
Quite simply William Pattison aka Eric Morse, you are struggling now aren't you? You've been caught red handed, and the evidence is as clear as day. You've no way out of this, and you are displaying exactly the type of behaviour I expected you to. Ignorance only lasts so long William. People's eyes are opening all the time, and this is a slip-up of rather large proportions.
Again I reiterate, we are not haters, trolls or bullies. We only deal in truth, which is why you fear us and feel the need to talk us down all the time. To be consumed by such niggling doubt, not knowing who we are or how we operate, to worry about all the lies you have told in the past about Star Trek, about your alledged vigilanteism and about how well your books are doing. It is all propoganda.
People see through propoganda when their eyes are opened. We are not controlled by fear of the claws. We are spurned onwards by your ignorance, hatred and arrogance. We may be losers in your eyes, but in everyone elses, we are winners. That will never change.
Imagine just how much we laughed at the man who is trying to disguise his lies with more lies. Yet again, I will provide evidence that shows William Pattison gave his own book 5 stars on Goodreads.
It speaks for itself. Unfortunately we are not blind idiots. It is there for all to see. YOU RATED YOUR OWN BOOK 5 STARS!!!
So obviously you are faking reviews. You are biased, are not reviewing it subjectively and not offering any criticism whatsoever. They are all features of a review. The fact that you simply give yourself 5 stars screams of insecurity. The fact you have to rate your work so highly and no one else does (Amber not included, because she rates everything you write with 5 stars) speaks volumes about not only your own confidence in your own work (which you obviously have very little of) but also your lack of confidence in all other areas of your life.
No one here will 'give you a fucking break' while you continue to lie, even when the evidence is clear for all to see. If an author wants their book to sell, I don't see why they wouldn't put their own money into it. Again, this shows William Pattison aka Eric Morse's immaturity and lack of knowledge about the entertainment industry. You have to put money in to get money out. It is that simple.
Quite simply William Pattison aka Eric Morse, you are struggling now aren't you? You've been caught red handed, and the evidence is as clear as day. You've no way out of this, and you are displaying exactly the type of behaviour I expected you to. Ignorance only lasts so long William. People's eyes are opening all the time, and this is a slip-up of rather large proportions.
Again I reiterate, we are not haters, trolls or bullies. We only deal in truth, which is why you fear us and feel the need to talk us down all the time. To be consumed by such niggling doubt, not knowing who we are or how we operate, to worry about all the lies you have told in the past about Star Trek, about your alledged vigilanteism and about how well your books are doing. It is all propoganda.
People see through propoganda when their eyes are opened. We are not controlled by fear of the claws. We are spurned onwards by your ignorance, hatred and arrogance. We may be losers in your eyes, but in everyone elses, we are winners. That will never change.
Thursday, 25 February 2016
Pattison aka Morse and Propaganda.
Hello Howlers. Today I am going to break character for a change, and write a serious piece on something William Pattsion aka Eric Morse seems to throw our way a lot as of late. He claims everything here is basically 'propoganda'. Propoganda is defined as information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote a point of view or political cause, or used to help or harm an individual.
This states that propoganda has an agenda to either help or harm someone. I want to make it perfectly clear that while we do occasionally poke fun at William Pattison aka Eric Morse, every claim we have made on this blog has been backed up by evidence. Every claim is true, and is not made to either harm or promote Pattison aka Morse. It is made to shine a light on someone who feels they can get away with lying to people who might invest some kind of interest in his work, to people who support him and to people who have no idea who he is.
When making an argument either for or against something, evidence is crucial, otherwise everything would be taken at face value. If Pattison aka Morse wants to say we use propoganda against him, the least he could do is give evidence to back up his claims. The fact we can offer evidence to shoot down each one of his claims says an awful lot.
I believe, as do others, that what Pattison aka Morse regularly posts about on his social media is positive propoganda, attempting to promote a happy and welcoming social media persona. Yet all anyone has to do is Google William Pattison aka Eric Morse to read the man's hyperbole, ranting and asinine sexism and derogatory comments to everyone from the handicapped to those of different sexual orientation.
For the sake of argument, I am going to quote three sources that have recently come to light, and I am going to talk a little about each of them after I have shown each piece of evidence.
What we have here is The Horror Socials against William Pattison member 'Billy Jack' contacting the Star Trek: The Next Generation: Yesterday's Enterprise facebook fan page. Now while the full conversation isn't visible, you can obviously see that whoever runs the page knows that Pattison aka Morse had absolutely nothing to do with Yesterday's Enterprise, even though Pattison aka Morse claims he wrote it and Star Trek II and III.
This is a prime example of Pattison aka Morse promoting himself using propoganda. He feels that if people think he worked on the scripts for arguably the two most popular Star Trek films, he is bound to get some kind of recognition. Unfortunately, as Pattison aka Morse either won't or isn't able to (and I believe the latter is much more likely than the former) produce counter evidence that argues against our claim and evidence that he had nothing to do with writing annything to do with Star Trek, then what we are writing isn't propoganda at all. It is the truth.
What you will see next is Pattison aka Morse exacerbating the situation even further by claiming one of the writers of Yesterday's Enterprise, Eric Stillwell stole Pattison aka Morse's manuscript for Yesterday's Enterprise.
Here we have Pattison denying knowledge of him being called out on the Yesterday's Enterprise page, as well as making his accusation towards Eric Stillwell and shooting down anything Stillwell 'might' say. This is primarily a defensive reaction to limit damage to himself when people learn of the truth. Surprisingly, Stillwell was president of Star Fleet: The international Star Trek fan club (the title of which Pattison aka Morse doesn't quote correctly).
Pattison aka Morse wants to doubt the credibility of this blog because of its name? His blog is called 'Eric Morse Raw'. Does that lose credibility because the blog isn't about meat? His argument is useless beyond all recognition. Again, this is propoganda. Pattison aka Morse is playing the victim, attempting to garner sympathy from people because someone is 'stalking him' and harassing him for a year. Again, this is damage limitation, and if Pattison aka Morse does fly off the handle, he can blame it all on his stalker/harasser, because they are making his life so unbearable.
Finally, take a look at this.
This is Pattison aka Morse rating his very own book 5 stars on Goodreads. Now, I know all artists should be proud of their own work, but going to a website and reviewing your own work? He doesn't even offer criticism (another sign of a talented artist) or even give himself an intermediate score. He has to go the full five stars. Again, this is Pattison aka Morse using propoganda to further his cause. Two five star ratings surely mean his book is a hit, so Pattison aka Morse can brag where he sees fit, not listening to any critique that might argue with his perfect score of five stars. In fact, if anyone was to argue the point, they would find themselves blocked from all of Pattison aka Morse's social media accounts. Yet he would still bad mouth you and tell everyone how much of a loser you are, and how much he is winning.
In conclusion, it is easy to see that Pattison aka Morse displays egomaniacal tendencies with illusions of grandeur. The reasons why he displays these behaviours is unknown to me, and speculation is not why I am writing this. Pattison excels in making everyone who doesn't appreciate his work his boogeyman. Anyone who does not like what he does is wrong, a troll, a stalker or a harasser. This behaviour is common in children as a defensive strategy. For example, when a child is corrected for their bad behaviour, the child likely sees the adult who is correcting them as 'the bad guy' or 'boogeyman'. I doubt very much Pattison aka Morse will change. I can assure you that we will not change either. We will continue to shine a light on the lies of Pattison aka Morse, providing evidence to back up every claim we make.
I thank you for taking the time to read this. I will forsake the usual 'signing off' this time, and hope that if you are reading this William/Eric, you take into account just how honest we are, and that we are not stalking you, harassing you or bullying you. We merely provide the truth.
Sunday, 14 February 2016
FanFUCKINGtastic. So, anyways....alrighty then!
Well alrighty then, ummmmmm Hello Howlers! It's your loyal friend William Morris aka Eric Patterson here. I just rode into town on my new Horris. Of corris, you know his name is Jason, because I wrote the first fan fiction novels of Friday the 13th that don't even contain Jason. How amazing am I?
My mentor, William Pattison AKA Eric Morse states on his blog 'who ever controls horror controls the horror community. Now, forgive me if I am wrong, but I really cannot see how this is fact. It is a community, which means everyone is on the same level as everyone else. What Willy Shitpants is trying to do here is promote an idea of sepratism. By dividing the horror community, he may very well be seen as some kind of saviour. Unfortunately for him, his numerous homophobic, sexist and frankly derogatory remarks to everyone from women to the diabled means ninety-nine per cent of people end up either ignoring him or laughing at his stupidity.
I know William Pattison AKA Eric Morse will complain about this post, this site and the parody page we have. What William Pattison AKA Eric Morse needs to remember is, and I am taking a quote directly from the header on his very own blog 'This is my blog, and I can talk about whatever the fuck I want. If you don't want to read my opinions, don't read this blog'. The same applies to the parody page Willy Shitpants. If you don't like it, stop reading it. It is obvious we are not going anywhere.
Complain, stamp your feet, namecall and cry when people tell you Facebook friends aren't real. Keep denying your blatantly obvious homosexual tendencies (which seem to drip out of you like the gravy from your skin). A row of pink tents with same sex couples is less camp than you William aka Eric.
We know you watch all of your films on Putlocker. We know you don't get sent screeners. We also know how very little you know about horror in general (anyone remember who Amigus productions are?).
I am still amazed you went to a Black Sabbath show (We have seen the picture of you wearing shades, a stage backdrop that they made into a t-shirt for you and showing every one of your male suitors how you would pleasure four men at once). You scream for mocking and parody in everything you do.
So, anyways, keep America strong, watch horror films, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!
My mentor, William Pattison AKA Eric Morse states on his blog 'who ever controls horror controls the horror community. Now, forgive me if I am wrong, but I really cannot see how this is fact. It is a community, which means everyone is on the same level as everyone else. What Willy Shitpants is trying to do here is promote an idea of sepratism. By dividing the horror community, he may very well be seen as some kind of saviour. Unfortunately for him, his numerous homophobic, sexist and frankly derogatory remarks to everyone from women to the diabled means ninety-nine per cent of people end up either ignoring him or laughing at his stupidity.
I know William Pattison AKA Eric Morse will complain about this post, this site and the parody page we have. What William Pattison AKA Eric Morse needs to remember is, and I am taking a quote directly from the header on his very own blog 'This is my blog, and I can talk about whatever the fuck I want. If you don't want to read my opinions, don't read this blog'. The same applies to the parody page Willy Shitpants. If you don't like it, stop reading it. It is obvious we are not going anywhere.
Complain, stamp your feet, namecall and cry when people tell you Facebook friends aren't real. Keep denying your blatantly obvious homosexual tendencies (which seem to drip out of you like the gravy from your skin). A row of pink tents with same sex couples is less camp than you William aka Eric.
We know you watch all of your films on Putlocker. We know you don't get sent screeners. We also know how very little you know about horror in general (anyone remember who Amigus productions are?).
I am still amazed you went to a Black Sabbath show (We have seen the picture of you wearing shades, a stage backdrop that they made into a t-shirt for you and showing every one of your male suitors how you would pleasure four men at once). You scream for mocking and parody in everything you do.
So, anyways, keep America strong, watch horror films, drink your gravy and eat your Subways! Mine's a footlong!
Thursday, 21 January 2016
My mentor thinks he is 'buddy's' with Jesse 'Mcjuggernuggets' Ridgeway.
The funniest thing happened today. My mentor, William Pattison aka Eric Morse, in an attempt to repair relations with the paranormal community after him stirring things up that happened over 2 years ago, makes this post via his Facebook.
'My buddy Jesse Ridgeway, aka McJuggerNuggets, is working on his Aunt Jackie's small house in her yard so he can move in. While he and his friends are working they hears scary sounds....What you think George R Lopez, Mike Boler, and other paranormal investigators? Does Jesse have a spirit problem????'.
He claims he is buddys with Jesse, yet he doesn't even know anything about the video he is referring to. In the video *spoiler* it is revealed that Jesse's aunt has an intercom in the loft of the property, and is pranking Jesse and company.
That's right howlers. William is lying about who his buddies are again. Surely if he was such good friends, he would have watched the whole damn video rather than just comment on the title (which he has obviously done. It is glaringly obvious).
Even funnier, he then posted this - 'My buddy from Germany, Black Friday, got engaged. I want to say congratulations. I wish you both the best...'.
We have had it pointed out to us, and I can confirm that Black Friday is in fact Australian. Mind you, with how easy it is to confuse a German accent with an Australian one, this might come as no surprise to some (i.e other people of low intelligence with a penchant for embellishing their lives with lies).
Remember Howlers, we are here to shine a light on Willy Shitpants' bullshit. It's a 24/7 job, but like washing his underwear, serving him in sandwich shops and deep cleaning the buses he rides on, somebody has to do it.
So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!
'My buddy Jesse Ridgeway, aka McJuggerNuggets, is working on his Aunt Jackie's small house in her yard so he can move in. While he and his friends are working they hears scary sounds....What you think George R Lopez, Mike Boler, and other paranormal investigators? Does Jesse have a spirit problem????'.
He claims he is buddys with Jesse, yet he doesn't even know anything about the video he is referring to. In the video *spoiler* it is revealed that Jesse's aunt has an intercom in the loft of the property, and is pranking Jesse and company.
That's right howlers. William is lying about who his buddies are again. Surely if he was such good friends, he would have watched the whole damn video rather than just comment on the title (which he has obviously done. It is glaringly obvious).
Even funnier, he then posted this - 'My buddy from Germany, Black Friday, got engaged. I want to say congratulations. I wish you both the best...'.
We have had it pointed out to us, and I can confirm that Black Friday is in fact Australian. Mind you, with how easy it is to confuse a German accent with an Australian one, this might come as no surprise to some (i.e other people of low intelligence with a penchant for embellishing their lives with lies).
Remember Howlers, we are here to shine a light on Willy Shitpants' bullshit. It's a 24/7 job, but like washing his underwear, serving him in sandwich shops and deep cleaning the buses he rides on, somebody has to do it.
So anyways, keep America strong, drink your gravy and eat your Subways. Mine's a footlong!
Saturday, 16 January 2016
Another coffe vlog, complete with lies spewing forth like the stench of dead racoon (or is that Obsession for men, one of the top scents?).
William Pattison seems to be back to his strong (sarcasm) self, talking smack about Billy Jack on his new coffee vlog (I won't link you to it, as I have sat through it myself). Seeing this Jabba the Hutt wannabe spew forth his rantings about an author who has sold millions of books. He whines and moans about James Patterson (who I am surprised he doesn't make out he is related to by mispronouncing his last name as 'Patterson instead of Pattison, the same way as he mispronounces 'Morse' as 'Morris').
When William Pattison writes something worth reading, that has some kind of flow, some kind of composition and some kind of story (and he learns how to spell), then maybe he might have a right to complain. But seeing as he calles himself the 'King of Splatterpunk' (he obviously has no idea what splatterpunk even is. I am sure David J Schow (the TRUE King of Splatterpunk) would have something to say about William proclaiming himself as such. Which is why I suggest when ever William is mentioned as the 'King of Splatterpunk', we place the words 'self-proclaimed' before it, just so people know.
Also, he claims that Billy Jack isn't bothering him, and that he doesn't look at the parody page. He goes on to say no one is interested in what is on the parody page. A minute or so later, he says that his friends keep looking at the parody page and telling him to check it out. So which is it William? It has to be one or the other, or are you bullshitting about both?
He goes on to claim Billy Jack is homophobic. I would be happy to see any evidence William has to back up this claim. In reality though, it is nothing more that William throwing back what we have proven against him.
Also, if he isn't bothered about the parody page, why bring it up and spend close to ten minutes talking about it? The best you can come up with is Billy Jack is homophobic? You've had close to three months, and that is the best you can do? Excuse me while I cry with laughter at your pitiful attempt at slapping Billy Jack down. Fuck Billy Jack? If you could, I have no doubt you would. What other chance of getting laid do you have? Women don't go for dead raccoon-smelling cry-baby fifty year olds who live in their sisters basement and cry about twins who go from strength to strength (did you see that they are getting a second season of Hellevator? So much for it being cancelled after a few episodes). It must be hard never being right. But you do have our pity. Of that we are sure.
The thing is William, we don't care who has tried to take you down in the past. You claim you are winning, yet you bemoan the parody page, you have your facebook profile set to private (therefore stopping you from getting any more fans) and constantly have to watch every profile you have.
You also don't have anything like a workphone. You are an independent contractor. Your phone is your own.
The front you are attempting to portray was shattered when you went silent for the last few months of 2015. Saying you are back means nothing. We have already won. You have been shut down, and you know it. On your season premiere of your blogtalk radio show, you got flustered and didn't speak because your phone was being called. You had nothing to say. You say you don't take calls on your show, but do you remember Yo Soy Ramon? We do. You took a call that night didn't you?
So anyways, keep America strong, drink your coffee (sippy sippy *slurp* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh) and eat your Subway's! Mine's a footlong!!
When William Pattison writes something worth reading, that has some kind of flow, some kind of composition and some kind of story (and he learns how to spell), then maybe he might have a right to complain. But seeing as he calles himself the 'King of Splatterpunk' (he obviously has no idea what splatterpunk even is. I am sure David J Schow (the TRUE King of Splatterpunk) would have something to say about William proclaiming himself as such. Which is why I suggest when ever William is mentioned as the 'King of Splatterpunk', we place the words 'self-proclaimed' before it, just so people know.
Also, he claims that Billy Jack isn't bothering him, and that he doesn't look at the parody page. He goes on to say no one is interested in what is on the parody page. A minute or so later, he says that his friends keep looking at the parody page and telling him to check it out. So which is it William? It has to be one or the other, or are you bullshitting about both?
He goes on to claim Billy Jack is homophobic. I would be happy to see any evidence William has to back up this claim. In reality though, it is nothing more that William throwing back what we have proven against him.
Also, if he isn't bothered about the parody page, why bring it up and spend close to ten minutes talking about it? The best you can come up with is Billy Jack is homophobic? You've had close to three months, and that is the best you can do? Excuse me while I cry with laughter at your pitiful attempt at slapping Billy Jack down. Fuck Billy Jack? If you could, I have no doubt you would. What other chance of getting laid do you have? Women don't go for dead raccoon-smelling cry-baby fifty year olds who live in their sisters basement and cry about twins who go from strength to strength (did you see that they are getting a second season of Hellevator? So much for it being cancelled after a few episodes). It must be hard never being right. But you do have our pity. Of that we are sure.
The thing is William, we don't care who has tried to take you down in the past. You claim you are winning, yet you bemoan the parody page, you have your facebook profile set to private (therefore stopping you from getting any more fans) and constantly have to watch every profile you have.
You also don't have anything like a workphone. You are an independent contractor. Your phone is your own.
The front you are attempting to portray was shattered when you went silent for the last few months of 2015. Saying you are back means nothing. We have already won. You have been shut down, and you know it. On your season premiere of your blogtalk radio show, you got flustered and didn't speak because your phone was being called. You had nothing to say. You say you don't take calls on your show, but do you remember Yo Soy Ramon? We do. You took a call that night didn't you?
So anyways, keep America strong, drink your coffee (sippy sippy *slurp* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh) and eat your Subway's! Mine's a footlong!!
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